Chapter 171 – Side Story 5: Public No-Show.
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[Nazareth runs when Yoon catches the ball! Yun’s pass is headed to Nazareth! Nazareth shoots! Oh my goodness! This is a moment when your faith deepens! Colchester United succeeds in scoring the first goal!!]
I watched the match between Juyun and Junazaret, who are making their Colchester United debuts, at home.
[Two Koreans making their debuts today are showing the future of Colchester United!]
[It feels like the days when the Real Madrid Three Musketeers were around! Colchester United!! Will it be revived!?]
When I watched the two’s debut game, I thought of Adam Joo, who headed to SL Benfica.
According to his agent, he is adapting well to the club.
‘Well, since Lisbon is close to Madrid, I should tell Du-sik to come see him later.’
[The game is over. Colchester United wins 1:0 against Watford!]
As the game ended in Colchester United’s victory and I saw Juyun and Junazaret making excellent debuts, I logged onto the soccer community for the first time in a long time.
In the soccer community, three long years have passed since the China World Cup, but hymns to me are still resounding…
[Title: Ah, fuck the Lord Jesus, you bastard!]
Why is this fucking shit so damn bad?
Have I committed some sin without knowing? I clicked on the post with a determined expression.
[Title: Ah, fuck the Lord Jesus, you bastard!]
Written by: Mint Chocolate Masita.
Colchester United online season ticket price not restored to normal?
Fuck! Why is the online season ticket price for this club like this?
└ This bastard also writes consistently. He doesn’t come to the Jesus-type fortress community.
└ ㄹㅇㅋ A cry without an echo ㅋ
I saw the post and politely commented.
└ Don’t you reflect the prices? Fuck you!
└ Reflection of prices? Damn it, they raised the season ticket price by 30% at once lol
└ Is this a reflection of prices? Huh?!
An altercation occurred between the team owner and the team’s fans due to Chukbung overreacting to my polite comment.
└ Do I have to pay this money to support this shitty team?
└ Yes, then go off and stop cheering. Colchester United will run well without you~
Even other community users who saw this joined in, and the post began to explode.
└ Club owner: The operation is going well without you, so don’t cheer for me haha
└ Haha, this is the owner of the team? Haha,
└ Hahafuck Jesus, it’s been a while since I’ve been here and the class is still the same haha
└ LOL Form is temporary, but class is permanent LOL
└ No, more than that, before he was the owner of the club, that guy was the captain of the Korean national team haha
└ Oh, that’s right hahathis guy was the captain of the national team haha
└ … ? Isn’t it Beomleluya, the national team captain?
└ That kid hasn’t returned to the national team since getting injured in the World Cup in China, so the vice-captain is wearing the captain’s armband. In reality, that kid is the captain of the national team.
└ Haha”
With public sentiment burning so hot, I had no choice but to bring up the secret.
Heavy rain of chicken legs.
└ Phew… Manage public sentiment. Sprinkle 50 chickens.
└ Who are you going to put on your nose with 50 of them? Do you think it will be a proletarian revolution? When you say something nice, sprinkle 100 of them.
└ ㅇㅋ Shoot 100 birds.
└ Let’s go! 어떤 개새끼가 우리 축신수를 욕했는가!
└ It’s you, you idiot!
└ LOL LOL LOL LOL
└ From now on, Brother Jesus and I declare that we are one body. To dishonor him is to dishonor me, and I will not hesitate to wield the authority given to me by the Holy Spirit.
└ Shit hahaarmbands are so bad now haha
└ Hey! What are you doing! Take that bastard down!
└ Let’s retrieve the authority~~
I created an atmosphere in which the community was pitiful among themselves, and then I quietly escaped.
└Where the fuck has the Lord Jesus gone?
└ Let’s go! How dare you treat our water owner like this bastard!
└ Our soccer community always welcomes visits from water owners!
└ … But where is the water supplier really going? Why not sprinkle chicken?
└Where have you gone, water supplier?
Oh, by the way, I didn’t sprinkle the chicken.
Chicken? Why am I giving that to you?
Earn money to buy and eat chicken.
Only then will you know the value of labor.
Still, it’s a bit too much to give nothing away, so I’ll have to give the winner a Colchester United online season ticket later.
Anyway, let’s do that and let’s revisit the soccer community later and hand out season tickets. I got a new nickname.
[Title: Season tickets instead of chicken.]
For reference, season tickets are more expensive than chicken.
└ Fuck. It’s free for you, you bastard.
└ So it’s a twist?
└ This bastard was not a water owner, but a sober drinker
└ Sobriety?
└ Fuck the club owner.
└ Ah, the kids are so sensitive because they didn’t get the chicken haha
└ If it’s chicken, it’s ㅇㅈ;;;
└ So can I call you Danju now?
└ Isn’t it better to be a religious leader rather than a single owner?
└ The Lord Jesus, the leader of the Protestant Church of Jesus kkkk
└ ㄹㅇ It’s a pseudo itself haha
└ In fact, it is difficult to use it because of the bastards who were caught selling pseudo-evangelism by selling Jesus-type names after advancing to the finals of the World Cup.
└ No, why is this real? LOL
└ The world is wide…
└There are a lot of idiots.
└ If there are no idiots around you.
└ Know that you are a fool.
└ Gospel of Yetae Chapter 1 Verse 1.
└What is unity? Are you crazy people? LOL
Hmm. Should I start a franchise chicken business later? I think it would sell well if they put the Madrid branch of Jesus Protestant Church on the sign.
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The time when the Lord Jesus thought of a new business item called Jesus Protestant Chicken Leg Rain.
The Korean national team’s March roster has been released.
[Joo Jesus returns to the national team after 3 years! Captain Korea returns!]
And soccer fans who were mindlessly looking at the national team roster cheered at the name of Jesus Christ written on jersey number 9.
“Heavy rain!”
[Master Utilike persuaded Joo Jesus to return to the national team. ‘I am well aware of Jesus’ status at a club called Real Madrid. As this is an important moment for him as he attempts to achieve the great feat of winning three consecutive Champions League titles, we plan to listen to his opinions regarding participation.’]
After hearing the news that Jesus Joo would return to the national team three years after suffering an injury during the World Cup in China, many people tried to buy tickets to watch the game.
[Korea National Team A-match tickets sold out as soon as reservations began.]
[People flock to see the soccer hero Lord Jesus playing on the field.]
Naturally, most people failed to get tickets, and those who wanted to see Jesus’ return to the national team in person cried and tried to buy tickets.
And their movements were reported by reporters who wandered the foot of the mountain in search of prey.
[A scalper smiling at the return of Jesus Christ?]
[Soccer fans looking for scalpers to see the Lord Jesus. What does the association do?]
[An incompetent association that does not stop scalpers.]
Following the orders of a high-ranking member of the association who saw the article, the staff of the Football Association circulated on social media through their official accounts to promote the eradication of ticket scalpers.
However, despite the association’s efforts, the price of the ticket was not caught, and this was naturally resolved after the Lord Jesus, who could not see it, wrote a post on his SNS.
@Lord_Jesus_9 ★ Official
#Korea_Football_Association
#Don’t buy scalpers
#I_won’t_run
#But_you_can_run
#It depends on the luck of the audience that day.
I couldn’t understand it, so I posted it on social media.
Soccer fans in Korea, I have a serious question to ask.
Why do you think I will naturally play in the national team game?
└ … Huh?
└ Fuck that? Why did you think this kid would run?
└ Ah haha
└ They are declaring this publicly as a no-show haha
└ Indeed, crazy people always think one step ahead of others.
└ A public no-show that no one expected haha
└ I said I wouldn’t play, so it’s not a no-show, right?
└ Ah, your eyes. Everyone is having fun, so just enjoy it too.
└ In the meantime, it feels weird to call it the main seat haha
Anyway, there was a minor problem, but the news that Jesus Joo was returning to the national team after three years sucked all the issues in Korea.
[Lord Jesus. In an interview with Sports TV, he gave a questionable answer about participating in the national team. ‘I will decide whether to participate or not by climbing the ladder on the morning of the game. To excite those who come to watch, the video will be uploaded to my wife’s YouTube channel immediately after the game ends.’]
└ Will be uploaded later to excite the audience who can see it. Fuck haha
└ LOL Is he really crazy? LOL
└ How can your speaking style be so magical? LOL
└ ㄹㅇ ‘Revealed after the end of the game for excitement.’ That sentence makes me cringe haha
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Turn back time a little, 30 minutes before the national team roster announcement.
In the past, he was a former graduate student who succeeded in escaping from voluntary slavery by calling his graduate school advisor a bald eagle.
Hansol, currently the starting center back for the Hatch Unicorns, watched the national team roster announcement ceremony while pouring water and praying earnestly while wearing only his underwear.
“Brother, that would be even more unfair.”
Joo Paul, a promising striker for the Hatch Unicorns and a graduate of Joo Jesus Orphanage, who could not see that, expressed his dissatisfaction. It didn’t reach Hansol’s ears.
Soon after, the national team roster was announced.
[… Above are 27 Taegeuk warriors…]
Hansol’s name was not there.
Whisk.
“… “I am trash.”
