Chapter 136 – Champions League Round of 16 2nd Leg Frankfurt – 2
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As the total score was tied in an instant, the stern expressions of Frankfurt’s fans were captured on the electronic display.
“Stupid Germans!”
“Hala how does the mace of Jejus taste!!”
“Madrid Hala Madrid!!”
A few Real Madrid fans who followed the away game mocked the Frankfurt home fans reflected on the electronic display.
The game resumed with a stern-faced Frankfurt player kicking off. Real Madrid, who quickly caught up with the total score, took advantage of the momentum they had gained and continued to put strong pressure on Frankfurt.
“Lewis-!”
As soon as Luis Garcia took the ball, he cut into the space behind Frankfurt and requested a pass.
“Scheiß what are you doing! Stop that bastard!”
While Frankfurt’s goalkeeper was swearing in German and giving instructions to the defenders. Luis Garcia’s pass passed slightly over Ryunosuke Hasebe’s height and arrived at his feet.
“Idiot!!”
The German goalkeeper swore. Using the soles of his feet to avoid a defender’s tackle, he enters the penalty box to deliver justice to the stupid German goalkeeper who was insulting his own teammate.
I pretended to hit the German goalkeeper with a stern expression, folded it once, pretended to hit it again, folded it twice, and then shot into an empty goal.
As the ball hit the net, Real Madrid fans cheered and celebrated the comeback.
“Hala Madrid! Hala Jejus!”
I walked up to the stern-looking German goalkeeper, pointed to his shoes, and boasted.
“My shoes are Puma! Puma made by Germans!”
It’s contract renewal season soon, so if we secretly promote it like this, the spawn fee will go up, right?
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After Jesus showed off his shoes, Frankfurt’s goal was shaken once again not long after.
[Gooooo! Not long after Joo Jesus scored multiple goals, he hit the net once again. Total score: 5:3 Real Madrid begins to increase the score!!]
[This is Jesus Joo, who successfully scored a hat trick in the first half!!!]
The broadcasters and viewers who were watching the soccer game were amazed by the high-scoring game with 4 goals scored in 30 minutes in the first half.
[This! The gunboat diplomacy that Real Madrid was proud of!! Oh, no, it’s nuclear warhead diplomacy!!]
└ Nuclear warhead diplomacy evolved from gunboat diplomacy…
└Gandhi Sen… Three?
└ ㄷㄷ Non-violence Lord Jesus.
└ Non-violence Lord Jesus: If the goal is not cleared, bloodshed will occur.
[Even since it is a unique nuclear weapon, the concept of mutually assured destruction does not apply!!]
└ Ah… Chairman Nuñez, how far have you seen?
└ ?: Selling the world’s only nuclear weapon is a foolish act.
└ ?: Even if you don’t use it, you can save money just by storing it.
└ Ah… Just God Chairman… Nuñez!
└ But isn’t the maintenance cost too high? LOL
└ Gal 喝 Damn money is truly romantic!!
Real Madrid, who had already scored four goals, beat Frankfurt without mercy in their home stadium as if they had not yet avenged the humiliation of losing in the first leg of the round of 16.
[Luka Savic’s pass goes to Iker Bravo! Iker Bravo beats the blocking Max Werner and then crosses low and fast!!]
[Ah-! It touches Joo Jesus’ toes, but is blocked by goalkeeper Adolf Brandt’s save!]
German goalkeeper Adolf Brandt, who made a save, approached Jesus Christ and pointed to his glove.
“My gloves are Adidas! Adidas made by German!”
[Frankfurt’s goalkeeper Adolf Brandt approaches Joo Jesus and says something.]
[Yes… Jesus Joo gives a thumbs up and appears to acknowledge Adolf Brandt’s save!]
“Nice German, German who gives me money.”
The flow of the game towards Real Madrid gradually shifted to Frankfurt, and in Frankfurt’s subsequent attack, Ryunosuke Hasebe’s right-footed curling shot went to an exquisite course and shook Real Madrid’s net.
“Im Herzen von Europa liegt me in Frankfurt am Main”
Frankfurt’s fans who visited Deutsche Bank Park erupted in cheers with revived hope.
“Tote Real Madrid!!”
“Jesus töten (Kill Jesus!!)”
Some Frankfurt fans who were excited about the chasing goal mocked Joo Jesus and Real Madrid again.
The Lord Jesus, who was watching, nodded and whispered to himself.
“As expected, humans do not change even if they are beaten until they fall. “Maybe if I beat up Germany here, that might be the way to prevent World War III?”
Come to think of it, those bastards started two world wars, right? Finally, with the words: The Lord Jesus finished his self-justification.
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The first half of the second leg of the Champions League round of 16 ended with the referee’s whistle.
Halftime was called and while the players were sitting in the locker room to soothe their tired bodies, Valverde went into the locker room thinking about how to persuade Jesus.
Valverde approached the Lord Jesus, who was sitting with a relaxed expression, and carefully opened his mouth.
“Jesus, is it okay if we play more in the second half?”
Valverde desperately wanted to kneel to the Lord Jesus and ask for more, but because there were other players around him, he saved his own reputation as a coach.
The Lord Jesus nodded at Val Verde’s earnest attitude, which was visible even without him kneeling.
“Everything goes according to God’s will.”
After saying those words, the Lord Jesus quietly closed his eyes.
Valverde looked at the Lord Jesus with a puzzled expression.
‘Puta, are you going to run or not?’
Valverde felt uncomfortable and explained the second half tactics to the other players, assuming that Joo Jesus would play.
“Our tactics in the second half are simple. Send more balls to Jesus. That is our tactic!”
The players listened to Valverde’s words with one ear and let them go with the other. They knew that tactics were virtually useless as long as the Lord Jesus was running the way he wanted anyway, so they ate bananas and took a break.
Halftime ended, and the second half began with the referee’s whistle. Frankfurt put pressure on Real Madrid right from the start of the game.
Beep-!
Due to Ryunosuke Hasebe’s strong tackle, Luka Savic fell to the ground. Ryunosuke Hasebe was given a yellow card along with the referee’s whistle.
After Lukasavic’s socks were worked out, he grabbed the ball and showed his intention to take the free kick.
“Puta yes you kick! “It’s so dirty and shameful that I really end up in trouble.”
Luis Garcia got a taste for Luka Savic’s determined appearance and moved near the penalty box.
The following free kick by Luka Savic. Although Luka Savic prefers passing rather than shooting, Jesus Joo had the feeling that Luka Savic would shoot directly from this free kick.
And his hunch was correct.
When the referee blew his whistle and signaled that he could kick the ball, Luka Savic curled inside and hit a shot.
The ball narrowly passed by the goal first.
While Real Madrid players applaud and return to the defensive area at the sight of Luka Savic looking disappointed.
Luis Garcia quietly approached Luka Savic and made a sarcastic comment.
“And… I can’t put that in. If it were me, I would have put it in.”
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50 minutes in the second half.
When the Lord Jesus caught the ball, the commentators began to get excited.
[Anthony Rodriguez’s conversion pass goes to the Lord Jesus!]
Joo Jesus, who was leaning slightly to the side to avoid pressure from the opposing defenders, immediately shot after receiving Anthony Rodriguez’s pass.
[Lord Jesus catching the ball, huh? Are they really going to hit me right there?]
A curled shot from near the edge of the penalty box eluded the goalkeeper’s hand and went into the net, and the soccer fans enjoying the soccer game who watched that sight burst out with their PTSD after a long time.
[Ugh-! I went in!!! The Lord Jesus, the Lord Jesus, succeeds in the port trick!!]
└ Wow!!! Fuck!!! Please patch it!!!
└ Oh fuck, they hit it like that. Wow, the game was so realistic haha
└ Ah haha, it turns out it was a reflection of reality haha
└ It was our users who didn’t know what to do, haha
With the unbelievable score, even the fans cheering for Frankfurt held their heads and stood up in admiration.
“Oh my God”
They were in awe as they watched Real Madrid’s number 9 roaring at the camera.
“No one can block our path!! Vamos-!!”
Jesus Joo scored two more goals against Frankfurt, who were intimidated by his own scores, and broke the record for most goals in a Champions League game set by Messi in the 2011-2012 season when he scored five goals against Leverkusen.
With the newly written record, soccer reporters rushed to interview the Lord Jesus.
The Lord Jesus left a short interview and returned to Madrid.
“Justice triumphs. Therefore, I am justice.”
