Chapter 278 – Lucky Minion (5)
Oak.
One of the races representing fantasy.
A race familiar to humans on Earth as it is so famous that even Godbanians think of a pig’s head when they think of orcs.
A race I have become much more familiar with after seeing the false days in the tower. Disgust increased in inverse proportion to familiarity, but in any case, this was the species that humans on Earth saw most often.
Actually, I only saw orcs a few times. I encountered not only these races such as elves and dwarves, but also strange races such as Arachne and ghost story creatures, but the number of orcs was small.
Sophia evaluated it this way.
-Of course. Orcs are only useful at level 1, but not so good from level 2 onwards.
-Aren’t your physical abilities useful?
– Instead, you’re ignorant. There is no race with a body as good as that. Existence of substitutes. There’s a lot of upward compatibility, so there’s no need to use Orc, right?
-Like humans?
-Oh, right. There are still more orcs than humans. The preferred race is second to last.
Anyway, I was possessed by an orc who was treated like a scum. The name is Warchief. Since it was the final boss that marked the end of the event, it was much stronger than the King Rat.
Fluffy!
As I alternated between several bodybuilding poses, my muscles twitched. The arm muscles are bigger than the head of a child.
That’s why I can’t scratch my back. This is why I don’t like bulky muscles. Because of its size, there are loopholes.
“Chwiik. Cheonsol. Scratch my back.”
“Is it ticklish? I’ll scratch it for you, but why are you snorting on purpose?”
“Chwiik. If you’re an orc, this is how it should be. Chwiik.”
“The orcs she dealt with didn’t do that.”
This is why vampires are not allowed. Because they lack human sensitivity, they can’t sympathize and choose other things.
“Chwiik. Cheonsol needs to learn some humane righteousness.”
“You’re talking nonsense again. Get off your back.”
Scratch
The white and beautiful hand scratched the itchy spot precisely. It was refreshing and refreshing, like ejaculating after having sex for over an hour.
“Chwiik!”
“It’s the breath of her nose that makes even a thousand years of love cool down. You will be glad that the generous girl has you as her father.”
“It’s the luck of my life.”
“Why do you only speak normally at times like this…”
Cheonsol blushed and avoided her gaze. It was beautiful.
Okay. It was beautiful. Surprisingly, Cheonsol was not possessed by the orc. She joined the Orc army by possessing an avatar that looked exactly like her original body.
Sophia said, ‘Looking at the web novel that Yohan recommended, I heard that the event must have a hidden element? So, we should mix in a vampir as a surprise!’ He explained.
I wondered what was going on, but they didn’t stop me. There are neat-looking orcs in space, but the orcs on Earth are a bit ugly.
Even macho men are so ugly that their strong masculinity cannot cover it up. Children who grew up in the New World seeing only pretty and handsome people naturally hated orcs.
-Ranran wants to come down too? Ranran hates ugly orcs!
-Me too…
Aren’t the undead and orcs similar? How could dad say something like that? Did he look at me just like an orc?
-Childcare, baby, baby, baby, baby.
In the first place, those four didn’t even put their heart and soul into the event. I don’t know why.
Even if you come in first place, you are eligible to open the box, and the way to get first place depends on luck, but isn’t there an element of competition?
If there is a winner, of course I have to take it.
“Chwiik. How about the Vampir detachment?”
“He is of a low rank, has no martial arts skills, and cannot use trivial magic, but he uses the power of his clan. He has a lot of respect for himself.”
“Chwiik. What about you?”
“What can I tell the main woman? She only intends to cut down the white man and then leave. If her female leader had drawn the sword, wouldn’t she have to cut down the white man?”
It was a statement that shocked Sophia, saying, ‘Killing a precious future minion?’ In fact, she was so shocked that she tore up the fabric and stopped him.
Only after receiving a promise to look after the hands of those who could see the cotyledons was Cheonsol able to descend.
“Chwiik. Orc chieftains, come in.”
“Nice to meet you, Warchief Chwiik.”
“The warchief female is strange. Chwiik. Too thin. Weak. A strong female is needed next to the warchief… Chwiik!!”
Cheonsol’s sword touched the female orc’s uvula. When I slightly slashed, blood formed on the tip of the sword.
“The tongue is the root of all evil. Should she herself cut out her tongue and remove her vocal cords?”
“Chwiik…”
The orc chief looked at me with pitiful eyes. He was unclean and unpleasant, so I wanted to kill him, but I held back.
If we kill that one, there will be no one to lead the orcs. If I had known this would happen, I would have dragged the kids with me. Did you know orcs would be this stupid?
“Chwiik. Report.”
“All interests gathered together.”
“This time, all of this has come together.”
“Chwiik. Didn’t I tell you to say how many of them were gathered, not all of them?”
“One chwiik is five hundred. I can’t see a few of them.”
“This time, Chwiik is also worth five hundred! A few more went hunting for humans and didn’t come back!”
“Then… How much is it?”
“My head hurts! Let’s just say we got everything together!”
I wish I could at least count numbers properly. No matter how many of them are missing, there are still 500 orcs in one squad. The garden is five hundred.
Do you have to be this stupid to be ranked 2nd among the unfavorable races? What on earth is a human being pushed aside by an orc like that?
“Gwangma. Forty-four Vampir detachments have been prepared.”
“Wasn’t there six people?”
“They say he was beaten to death while lusting for the blood of an orc… Don’t look at him like that! Vampirs are not a pathetic race! Even from low bloodlines, they are lowly and stupid!”
How can we fight a war with these idiotic tribes? I understand why orcs cannot conquer the continent in fantasy novels.
If the soldiers are this stupid, even the most outstanding commander has no answer. In the end, there was only one strategy for me to choose.
Ignorant dog. If you package it with good words… Will it work? It’s too much for my vocabulary.
“Chwiik!”
I stood on the cliff I climbed when I was a king and looked down. Other than the gray fur changing to green skin, not much has changed.
I’ve done this once, so I’m used to it. Adaptability is one of my many strengths. I started giving a speech, which was another advantage.
“Chwiik! Fight! Kill! Win!”
“Chwiikchwiik!”
“The Warchief is smart! Orcs fight! If you kill them, you win!”
“Chwiik! Charge!”
“Chwiiik!!”
The orcs charged in, snorting. A mindless charge just like a pack of rats. Still, they are primates and have formations.
Cheonsol, who was looking at the green wave, turned his head.
“Gwangma. I felt it last time too, but you’re not very good at commanding. What will you do if you charge in with ignorance?”
I may not be good at conducting, but I’m good at keeping my mouth shut. Listen to the excuse of having been trained on Earth and perfected in the God Realm.
“If you put effort into leading, a lot of hunters will die. Sophia will scold you.”
“I see. Then this method would be the correct answer. There are no enemies as scary as orcs to low-level people.”
Convinced, Cheonsol drew his sword and looked at me.
“Why are you looking at me like that? Are you trying to cut me down?”
“Don’t you need to give an order to move the special unit? Just a moment… Chaha!”
Seokgeuk
The upper body of a vampir was cut neatly diagonally. The vampirs, who were drooling, were shocked and alert.
“Do not charge until the main lady orders you to do so. Otherwise, you will be summarily executed like that guy. Do you understand?”
“Okay!”
“Then, Gwangma. What can the detachment do?”
I confirmed the last name before giving instructions. The Orc army built a ladder on their own, picked up a chariot from somewhere, and began a full-scale siege.
Although they were humans who gained experience from the previous invasion and grew up, they could not easily block the Orc army’s offensive.
Arrows are blocked by shields or armor. Even if it wasn’t clogged, it wasn’t easy to penetrate the thick skin.
Although magic is effective, wizards have limits to their magic power. There were no hunters foolishly jumping down the castle walls, so it proceeded in the form of a normal siege.
“Sneak up on the castle wall and neutralize the archers and wizards. Don’t kill them too much.”
“I guess all you have to do is suck its blood to incapacitate it. I’ve been keeping an eye on it for a few days, so I’ll give it some instructions.”
“You can take care of that.”
“When are you moving?”
When will I join the battlefield? Should I come out last as the final boss? Or should I stand at the forefront like an Orc?
But it was too late to take the lead. Even when I tried to leave at the end, I was so sore that I couldn’t just watch.
If you don’t like both, you have to find a middle ground. Let’s mix in the oak crevices appropriately.
… Things in the world did not go as planned. When I came to my senses, I was running toward the castle gate carrying the remains of a broken truck.
“Chwiik! The warchief is trying to break down the castle gate!”
“Let’s follow the warchief. Chwiik!”
“Arrows are flying! Chwiik blocks them!”
“Ugh… The Warchief remembers Chwiik… I received the magic instead…”
I never thought orcs would be such a devoted race. I would have been impressed if it weren’t so ugly.
“Chwiik! I’ll remember!”
With tears in his eyes, he placed a long, strong pillar in his side. Handling pillars is something I do every day, and breaking through blockages is also my specialty.
Kwaaang!!
The gate was quite strong, but a hole was punctured by one charge. A frightened face could be seen through the hole.
It wasn’t even completely pierced, so why were I so scared? I pulled the pillar back as far as I could and stabbed it fiercely.
Ujijijik
Was the arm strength holding the pillar too strong? It was half bent and wobbly. A situation where it is acceptable to sentence the pillar to death.
Still, it was a meaningful death. I crossed over the broken castle gate and entered inside.
“Chwiik!”
