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Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 271

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 271

Chapter 271 – Number 100 and Arachne (1)

Unlike normal battles where the opponent is randomly determined, in ranked battles where the opponent is designated, time has been added for Sophia to explain the strategy before entering the battle.

There was an explanation time again this time, but it was much longer than usual. I didn’t really listen to the explanation at first because it was a race I had fought with before, but the Arachne at level 2 was a very different race from the level 1.

“Level 1 Arachne is like a beginner before deciding on a job in the game that Yohan likes. If you go to level 2 and choose a race specialization, it will be completely different from level 1.”

“As I remember, there was a level 2 minion called Elise. What kind of specialization was that?”

“Really? Wasn’t it level 1? It was so long ago that I don’t remember exactly, but it must have been level 1?”

Hearing Sophia’s words brought back her memories. No matter how much I thought about it, it was clear that the minion that was Elise was level 1.

“Ranran is also specialized! He specializes in poison!”

Chi profit

When Ranran used poisonous blood, the flower withered. When she opened her eyes, Beni hit Ranran hard.

“It doesn’t hurt! It… Doesn’t hurt!!”

Ranran, whose shoulder was hit by a rock, ran around crying. Cheonsol sighed and grabbed Ranran.

“Stay still. Isn’t the master’s explanation left?”

“Cheonsol is still holding on. Anyway, Arachne is divided into spider web specialization, magic specialization, poison specialization, and size specialization. You can probably guess just by hearing the name, right?”

I get it roughly. Specialization in spider webs that bind and neutralize opponents, specialization in shady and vile poisons, and magic and size are as the name suggests, so there was no need for further explanation.

The problem is not racial specialization. The problem is that he had sex with Ellis without Sophia knowing. Ebni, being a dutiful daughter, kept her secret, but she did not know how Ellis, who enjoyed provocation, would come out.

“… He’s not as big as Yohan, but he’s getting bigger and stronger, so be careful! So, do you want to apply for a battle?”

“My maiden’s sword is starving. I will soothe it with the blood of a vile spider.”



There is something I want to experiment with. Can I take the lead?



“We, Lulu, do whatever we want. A minion who wins a beauty contest can do anything.”

While I was thinking about it, Sofia sent a battle request. She was taken to the battlefield without any time to take action.

*

Ranking match. Perhaps because it was a battle for the top 100, the field was eerie.

[Field: Dawn Farm]

It was just a field with a gloomy atmosphere. Anyway, this is my first time seeing this field. There was no fairy in any field.

“First time…”

“Jjuyin, your complexion is not good. Are you okay?”

Sophia, who was biting her lower lip, smiled at Ranran’s call.

“It’s okay, Ranran. I just had something to think about.”

“Sophia.”

As I was making rice cakes, I got to the point where I could understand my heart just by making eye contact, so the meaning was conveyed without having to say long words.

“Is this your first time seeing this field? Normally, when a season comes to an end, a field mixed with themes that are candidates for the next season appears. One of several appears randomly, and this time it seems to be a command field.”

“Wouldn’t that be great? We have Lulu.”



Ahem!

Lulu crossed her arms and flaunted her breasts. Naa applauded her for being cute, but Beni looked down at her chest as she stood next to Naa.

Her heart ached for her daughter, who was born with a cursed death sentence. You should massage her breasts often. Otherwise, she should look for something like Feng Yuhuan.

I haven’t seen anything like that until now, but since the universe is large, it probably exists somewhere.

“It’s not about this season, it’s about next season, so it’s not something to worry about now. Anyway! Look at that abominable spider over there!”

Where Sophia pointed, there was Ellis riding on the six-horse Arachne palanquin.

Arachne’s palanquin is made of spider webs and looks like a hammock. If I got the chance, I wanted to sleep there at least once.

“Gwangma. Do you want that palanquin?”

“I can’t help it. A hammock is a man’s dream.”

“I see…”

Cheonsol smiled mercifully like her Buddha. Elise over there also waved her leg lovingly.

“It’s amazing. I had news to tell you, but you applied for battle first. Is this fate?”

“News to deliver?”

“Why am I lying in a palanquin? What would our handsome male goddess know?”

“When Arachne becomes pregnant, she creates a whorl of spider webs…”

Sophia stopped mid-sentence. Her shock was so great that she couldn’t get her tongue inside her mouth.

She couldn’t bear to open her eyes and see, so she put her tongue inside. This is the area that used to arouse my excitement on the bed, but now it’s just damp.
She didn’t feel anything.

Actually, I was so nervous that I couldn’t feel anything. Am I the one who stuck Sophia’s tongue? Was the piece of flesh I grabbed my tongue? Aren’t they lips? Or was it just something red?

Ellis, waving her hands and smiling with her eyes, felt like the Grim Reaper. No, she just has a very different race and outfit. She was hit by the Grim Reaper.

“Luckily, I got pregnant at the same time. I guess because he’s a handsome and strong human male, he’s also strong. I’ve thought about it a few times, but it’s only once.”

Smirking

I wanted to punch Ellis in the face for laughing. Why is the Game of the Gods a proxy war that sends out minions? If the goddess had gone out and fought, she could have punched her in the face.

But hitting the woman who was pregnant with my child pricks my conscience.

“You’ll only see it this time…”

“What are you looking at?”

“Sophie…”

When she saw her face distorted like a vicious body, she couldn’t bear to drop her mouth. Would it be possible to save her life if she stabs herself in the head and apologizes?

“Kim Yohan.”

“Sorry!”

“Why are you lying down? You need to get up.”

Sophia helped me up with her own help. The strength to force yourself to keep trying to fall down is incredible.

The flaming tendons are also scary. Sophia became gentle as if the vicious murder was a lie, but she was not deceived.

Before the storm. It was clearly the calm before the storm.

“Who is the handsome and strong human male that Ellis is talking about? I think it’s John.”

“You’re right.”

“Just shut up the spider.”

“Hehe. Guys. Isn’t it fun?”

“It’s fun.”

The spiders laughed, but they couldn’t reach Sophia. Sophia’s eyes were fixed on me and did not move away.

“Kim Yo-han. Explanation.”

“I am correct.”

It wasn’t a crisis that could be escaped by lying. Let’s admit our mistakes honestly. An obvious lie can make an angry person completely turn away.

“It’s strange. I didn’t even leave Yohan alone. Ebni. Ebni. Why didn’t you keep an eye on him properly?”

“Hehe…”

Ebni trembled under Sophia’s gaze. It is her father’s role to cover up his daughter’s mistakes. She is even more so if her daughter is a dutiful daughter.

“I’m sorry. I left the room and did some work while Avni was sleeping.”

“Why?”

“I want to have sex…”

Sophia was silent for a long time. Sophia looked up at the sky as she kicked the ground, making several holes in her.

“Yes… It was my fault for leaving it to Ebni alone. It was my mistake to leave Yohan alone at the festival where the most gods are born.”

“That’s right. It’s Sophia’s fault.”

“Do you really want to die?”

To be honest, side effects appeared. I shut her mouth and bowed her head before her side effects worsened.

Was it sad to see him desperately bending over? Cheonsol defended me.

“Master. I’m angry too, but isn’t the madman mad? He’s a spider that meets regularly and won’t threaten our position, so please stop being angry.”

“Gwangma didn’t do anything wrong! Gwangma is good!”

“…”



Dad is dad, right? I’m not surprised. Rather, Sophia. The cowardly spider sent his minions without our knowledge. If you delay even a little bit, you will lose.



“What?!”

Lulu’s last words woke Sophia up. Sophia gritted her teeth when she saw the message that there were 50 seconds left.

“Lulu go out first! Let’s talk about Yohan later!”

[Guardian of the Fairies – Sofia sent out the first minion.]

[Mite Beauty – Lulu]

“Now that I think about it, Yohan asked for immunity? Indulgence? Anyway, was that what he was asking for with Ellis?”

No. I asked for it because I thought I would get caught faster if I had sex with Ranran or Abni than if I had sex with Ellis.

It was a shame to say that because it seemed like it would end without a major problem in the atmosphere.

“No. I thought I wouldn’t get caught.”

“… Anyway, let’s talk after the battle is over.”

As Sophia said, this was not a conversation that would lead to a conclusion. Let’s focus on Lulu’s battle.

*

Lulu came out onto the field and roared.



Hiyaaa!!

A battle after a long time. It was also my first battle with new equipment, so my body was full of energy.

Because she was half undead, her blood didn’t heat up like a real human, but that was how she felt. Even her body, which was a complete skeleton, seemed to be hot.

The other person who heard the cute roar sneered.

“It’s noisy. Are all beauty pageant winners that loud?”



If you’re ugly, shut up!

Elirirona, the first Arachne servant sent out by Ellis, was not ugly. However, she was not the prettiest among her species.

The face is also normal. The body is also normal. The size is also normal. Most of them were ordinary, but Ilshin’s inaction was slightly above ordinary, and Arachne defeated countless competitors and was promoted to a minion.

However, because Arachne still had a complex about being ordinary, she fell prey to Lulu’s provocation.

“I’m ugly? Me? Am I? Don’t be funny! I’m average!”



Who said that? The winner of a beauty contest is ugly in my eyes.

Lulu deliberately imitated Arachne’s speaking style. I thought it would be effective because I had seen so many people get annoyed when people imitated their speaking style, and it was as effective as expected.

“Keuiiiiit!!!”

[Both trainers have completed preparations.]

[Battle begins!]

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant.

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant.

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Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2022 Native Language: Korean
A game of gods in which gods battle with humans. Eat them all and get pregnant.

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