Chapter 267 – The Return of the Production Genius (5)
“We’ve got new equipment, so let’s go experiment! We need to figure out how strong our kids have become before we can plan a strategy!”
Sophia ended her sentence with a slightly dangerous note. Cheonsol guided me as I was obsessed with the word jjaji.
“Gwangma. Let’s move without thinking too much.”
“To the garden?”
“Ranran likes the garden! If you lie down in the fountain in the center, you can see her panties!”
“That’s right…”
Sophia blushed like a teenage girl.
“It’s a skill test, so we have to go to the training ground! If you mess up the garden, you and Avni will get scolded. Especially Ranran and Lulu. If you play the game of destroying undead in the garden like yesterday, I won’t leave you alone. Understood?”
I wondered if a few of the flowers Avni had been carefully caring for had disappeared and withered, but I never thought there was a story behind it.
“My… Flower…?”
A fire burned in Abni’s eyes as she checked the same place as me. If you could kill someone with just a look, Ranran and Lulu would have died several times.
“I’m sorry Ranran!”
Sister… Please save me…
“Follow me…”
The second child, very angry, dragged the first and third children by the collars. The adults turned their backs and followed behind the kids.
“In this case, we will first check the set options for Avni, Ranran, and Lulu. If possible, it would be good to show it in the form of a sparring match between the three. Isn’t the best practice a battle?”
“I don’t agree with you.”
“Bogam.”
“Phew!”
Sophia laughed. She felt proud because she seemed to be learning more about Earth’s culture.
Separately from this, he looked at Cheonsol and Sophia strangely. Before Sofia could explain the reason for her flustered laughter, she changed the topic.
“Why does Cheonsol use English? She usually called set options and equipment joint skills.”
She was treated like a strange goddess and Sophia glared at me for not being able to explain, but she ignored me.
“She is naturally smart and quickly adopts new cultures. She is the same here. How long will she have to stick to the language of her hometown?”
“As expected, it’s Cheonsol.”
“Her believers praised her as a leader with a broad heart, taking after this aspect of her original daughter.”
“Hmm… That’s… Not that long.”
Cheonsol had the second-biggest heart among all the women I’ve ever seen. In terms of the size of her breasts, her giant race is bigger, but in terms of breast size compared to body area, Cheonsol is second.
In terms of overall magic power, he ranks first. Sofia also had a lot of strength, but she had not yet produced breast milk, so she lost, unfortunately.
She’s been pregnant for a while, but why isn’t she producing breast milk? She heard that the goddess has a long pregnancy period. Is that why?
“Guys. It’s a mess.”
Before we knew it, it was a training ground. The training ground, which did not exist in the early God Realm, absorbed divinity and grew rapidly, reaching the same level as my workshop.
[Goddess of Healing’s Gymnasium lv. 5]
[Auto healing lv. 5]
[Skill proficiency increase lv. 5]
[Slightly increases the probability of gaining enlightenment.]
[Automatic recovery of training ground]
Oh no! When I asked for a pain relief option, a new insight came to me. I want to be hit less painfully because it’s okay for me not to have enlightenment!
“Hmph…”
Like Lulu, Avni was crying out for pain relief options, but today she became a ruthless slayer and was full of life.
It seems that the anger at losing the flower he loved was so great. Eveni, who threw her older sister and younger brother into the training ground, quickly drew up a contract.
“Come out…”
Sssss
The swamp that formed in the center of the training ground eroded the surrounding area and grew. The swamp stopped expanding only after swallowing half of the training ground and summoned two spirits.
– Mites? Where are we?
-I responded to the contract summons… But I also brought mites by mistake.
A female spirit that looked like slime looked embarrassed. Her seaweed head was limp and dripping with her venom.
-You will forgive me because the mite is cute, right?
“Contract…”
-I have a minion to scold, so let’s make a clear statement and sign a contract first? I am Seulmirag. The contractor… Is from the Ebb family, which is famous these days.
“Established…?”
-I’m fine. Shall I lend you my strength right away?
-I want to sign a contract too! Aunt Seulmirag stops playing with me and lets me play some more!
Abni completed her contract in an instant. Ranran and Lulu, who were shaking, exchanged glances and got ready for battle.
“I’m sorry Ranran killed the flower, but you have to take sparring seriously! Otherwise, mom will scold you!”
I don’t want to get hit! It’s not a neighborhood book!
When Ranran tried to charge first, Lulu swung his staff and blocked him.
“Why?”
I’ll make you sick with my undead. Come out!
-Gwaaeo
Dozens of zombies and ghouls appeared, with fluid flowing and pus bursting from all over their bodies. Sophia and I were fed up.
“Ugh. Poison-type undead are always disgusting to see.”
“I hate that guy. I hope we don’t meet him in Seattle.”
Avni also stopped when she saw the dirty undead, but she clenched her fists and strengthened her fighting spirit. The flower’s resentment seems to be that big and deep.
“Spirit painting…”
-Mites come and eat! The mites are coming together! Give me some mites!
Combination!
Zombies and ghouls merged before the mite spirit. After seeing the 4 m tall poison corpse golem, Avni used his newly acquired skill.
“Giant…!”
When Bni combined with the mite and cast gigantism, it became larger than both of her corpse golems combined.
-Yes!!! Mites are giants!! Giant mites are invincible!!!!
“Bang bang…”
-Stomping Geoeo!
The spirit Hwa Ngaebni, who buried the lower half of her body in the swamp, increased her size. When she combined her original poison with the swamp poison, she became huge like a raid boss in the game.
Boss Ngebni struck his fist and both feet of his corpse, Golim, were buried in the ground. Lulu shouted, hastily summoning several corpse golems.
Ranran’s older sister!
“I only trust Ranran! Hiyaaa!!”
Ranran got caught in the gap between the giants. To put it a bit exaggerated, the difference between humans and mice was as great as that of a mouse, but the brave Ranran rushed forward, dodging all the flesh and poison that fell around her.
“Hiyaap! Hiyaap!”
Ranran’s punches were reasonably effective, but the sting was the problem. She had the same poison attribute, so rather than causing damage, it seemed to heal.
Ranran, who realized this after only two punches, activated another skill.
“Poisonous blood!”
Blood was injected into Ranran’s attacked area. The blood was not engulfed by Ngebni’s body, but seemed to flow through her body, causing damage.
“It’s annoying…”
Bang! Bang bang!
Avni struck the ground mercilessly, but Ranran quickly dodged. He seemed to be watching a man catching mosquitoes.
Lulu’s Undead is also coming! Holding her sister’s arm and hanging down!
-Kwer
-Big Crocodile
Corpse golems disturbed Ngebni. When Ngebni, with her eyes wide open, attacked Lulu directly, the humanoid Lulu melted.
The undead Lulu appeared from a distance and snapped his fingers.
Corpse explodes!
Kwazizizik
The body exploded, inflicting heavy damage on Ngebni. Ngebni, whose body had been reduced to half, stumbled, and Ranlan also wriggled as he lay on the floor.
“Lulu, it’s bad! Ranran was swept away too!”
Couldn’t you avoid it? Sorry. I thought my sister would avoid it.
“Self-healing! Lulu needs to be scolded first! Did you see Avni too? Lulu hit the sisters in the back like that! Lulu also suggested a game of destroying undead! Ranran had no choice but to play!”
“Alliance…”
“Yes! We are allies!”
The suddenly formed Lanlan-i Ngebni alliance! It was a composition that made a man’s heart beat.
Lulu, who suddenly became a villain, fought desperately, but was unable to overcome the two’s passing. Lulu, who was badly beaten, fell to her knees and raised her hands, crying.
I was wrong…
“Never again…”
“Don’t do that. I understand!”
“Sister too…”
“Huh?”
Ranran and Avni, who had been hit in the back of the head, fought fiercely. I was worried that my feelings would be hurt, so I intervened.
“Stop now. Ranran, stop and Avni also let off steam. Let’s plant more beautiful flowers with Dad.”
“Yes…!”
“Ranran wants to do it too!”
“Yes… Forgive me…”
When Ranran and Avni dramatically reconciled, the adults applauded.
Why was I beaten…
A happy time for everyone. Only the unfortunate Lulu grumbled.
*
“The main maid is the same as Ranran, so her demonstration of set options is a bit odd. It’s better. Won’t she use Poison Rain? She wants to test the effects of the clothes the main maid obtained.”
“Okay, okay. For-o-i-is-n-le-ei-in.”
Naa’s Poison Rain made me understand why there was a limit of one use per battle. As the cloud that overturned the entire training ground sprayed poison, the ground melted and poisonous smoke became thick.
“Huh! That’s definitely tricky! She would have been defeated with just Poison Rain if the original woman’s level was even a little low or lacked enlightenment, or if it wasn’t for the assistance of her clothes.”
“Is it okay if I talk to you?”
“Every time you breathe and open your mouth, poison comes in, but you are expelling it well. The most dangerous thing is poisonous rain… But if you don’t get hit, that’s it.”
Cheonsol’s new model shook and bent back and forth. No matter how thin a woman’s body is, it is normal for her to not be able to escape the pouring rain.
There was no poison on Cheonsol’s body or even her clothes.
“This is the point where you don’t get wet even if you walk through the rain. It’s a good thing you entered the beauty pageant. Didn’t it make martial arts that weren’t possible before possible?”
“Saagiiyaa!”
Thanks to the White Dog’s invulnerability, he was free from Poison Rain and fought hard. Furthermore, Cheonsol was exposed to the rain while avoiding the swinging spear and tail, but his clothes continued to heal and prevented him from becoming soaked in poison.
Since Cheonsol was superior in the first place, he advanced and lost. As soon as the sword touched his neck, he moved forward and pecked his lips.
“It’s a mess.”
“Uh huh. If her original maid’s abilities weren’t enough, she wouldn’t have been able to avoid the rain and get close. Still, it’s good that her equipment is good.”
When Cheonsol and Naa finished their demonstration, everyone looked at me. Weird. I think it was like this before.
The main character always appears last, so what can you do? It’s because I’m too proud.
