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Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 237

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 237

Chapter 237 – Children (2)

The day of the decisive battle dawned. Trainers who tried to avoid the truck climbing with fearsome momentum often avoided fighting to avoid a drop in ranking, but Duksoo accepted the challenge at once.

Ranran was the happiest at this news.

“I sparred hard with Mom! I hit Ebuni Lang and Vril a lot! The elves can’t handle Ranran’s fists!”

The two younger brothers laughed awkwardly after hearing Avni’s outrageous declaration. The two elves were really hit hard. Cheonsol’s love for sparring and water training was not lost anywhere, so Ranran beat her younger siblings until today.

“I like her confidence, master. Since Ranran has grown to the point of causing trouble for her real wife, why don’t you let her be your leader?”

“I’m still going to send the kids out in order of age. I need to get better. Sorry, but let’s take a break today.”

With Avril’s dispatch, our number of people has exceeded six. Due to entry restrictions, I had to take a break.

“Okay. Aaiiyaa. Sisters are fighting. Guu-gyeong-ha-a-ja-a.”



Can he see us in the egg? I vaguely remember that Albata was able to see the world even when he was an egg.



“Ranran doesn’t remember!”

“Me too…”

“You two are a unique species. Well, your mother’s child is a half-lamia, so you won’t be able to see it, right?”

“Yes, prenatal education is important.”

Na Naa, who was carrying the egg between her breasts, smiled. Naa has been smiling these days no matter what she hears except for one word.

Only Cheonsol’s sparring declaration made Naa cry.

“Okay. What do you think, Yohan?”

“The kids are so reassuring. I don’t know when they grew up like this.”

In fact, she knew when everyone had grown up, except for Lulu. One half-vampir and two half-elves became adults by having sex with me.

“Then let’s go!”

*

[Battle Field – Ongdal Spring where the rabbit washed his face]

-I am a rabbit fairy

-I am the fairy of Ongdal Spring

Today’s field was a place with a spring in the very center that was too large to be called Ongdal Spring, but should have been called a lake, and the surrounding land was a little soft.

There was a lot of grass growing around the spring, so it wasn’t enough to impede movement, but I didn’t know how it would change if I summoned a water or earth spirit.

In summary, we can receive buffs from fairies, and elves can receive help from spirits, so it is a field where there is no advantage or disadvantage to each other.

“Kuchum. Kuhum.”

In the waiting room on the other side, a very fat, bespectacled man who looked too unclean to be a god was breathing hard.

I wonder if the sound of breathing can be heard up to here. His minions also stayed away from him, probably because they didn’t like him.

“Is that Sophia?”

“Ouch!”

Sophia screamed and hid behind me. Her small head and slender arms and legs can be hidden, but her larger breasts cannot be hidden, so why is this like this?

“Why does God look like that? God is usually pretty… No, I really don’t understand. Yohan. I don’t have the confidence to talk to him.”

“Then leave it to me.”

I stepped forward confidently.

“I am Sophia.”

“Are you crazy?”

Sophia slapped me on the back. It was my first serious punch in a long time and it hurt a lot. If you look later, you will see bruises on your back.

“Kuhm. Wasn’t Sophia a woman?”

“Don’t you know Tomboy?”

“No! Kuhum! The female sensor didn’t activate!”

As the dam was making a fuss, shaking its belly, the middle-aged elf reluctantly stopped him with an expression that he really hated but couldn’t help it.

“Master Duchesu.”

“It’s called Duksura. Kuhum.”

“Sir, you must not be caught by Sophia’s provocation. It will be at a disadvantage if you are attacked by Janggi from the beginning.”

“Kuhm! I don’t even know that!”

“I’m sorry.”

“Eye! Go out first and break the enemy’s spirit!”

[Elf Lover – The Duke has sent out his first minion.]

[Minion – Iyovende]

The elf who made her pregnant is called Iyoranche, but she is Iyoven. Just as my daughters are [ㅣ] Shaped, the generation over there seems to be [ㅔ] Shaped.

“John.”

“Our vanguard is Lulu.”



Please leave it to me!

The reason the vanguard is Lulu is not only because she is the youngest, but also because she has the worst compatibility with elves.

It wouldn’t matter to her mother, Chacha, but Lulu is a servant similar to an orthodox necromancer except for her special racial powers.

A necromancer who specializes in summoning did not have a good compatibility with an elf who specializes in wide-range attacks and long-distance sniping.



Ranran overcame many of her weaknesses by sparring with her older sister. You can look forward to it.



“I know.”

Because if she fought 10 times with Ranran, who had become strong enough to threaten Cheonsol, she would win 2 or 3 times. Although her compatibility was advantageous, Ranran, who destroyed the undead with her headbutt, chewed up her compatibility.

In the end, the game was decided in close combat, and it was a great achievement for the Necromancer to maintain such a winning rate.

[Guardian of the Fairies – Sofia sent out the first minion.]

[Minion – Lulu]



Hiyaaa!

Lulu entered the field and roared like Ranran. Chacha. Are you watching? My daughter likes showmanship.

Lulu’s spirit did not work for Iyo Bunde, but it worked for the fairies who gathered around the spring.

-Hey! What a scary sister.

-Geo Oh gives you a buff.

The fairy’s light powder swirled around Lulu and was absorbed. Lulu’s face, which had been pale like that of a half-human, half-undead a la Vampir, turned pale.



Watch your sister win over there.



-I will support you

-Me too

Fairies flew into our waiting seats. Iyo Bende, who was watching, snorted at her.

“When you’re done, fuck Redina.”



What kind of tone is that? Are you really trying to look young? Kids these days don’t say things like that!



“…”

As expected, Lulu inherited my speaking skills. I never lose in an argument.

“Kuhum. She’s not an elf, but she’s strangely nice.”



Why is your god so pervert? Aren’t you embarrassed?



“A crazy person would be more embarrassed.”



Isn’t it? Is your dad the coolest guy in the universe?



“…”

[Elf Lover – Duksu is ready.]

[Guardian of the Fairies – Sophia has completed preparations.]

[Battle begins!]

*

Elf and Lulu specialize in long range. Unlike the melee fighters who rush at me from the start, I summoned a summon without moving.



Come out with a cute skeleton!



“It’s been a long time since I’ve worked hard. This field is advantageous to me.”

Iyovende summoned the water spirit.



‘After all, it wasn’t just another attribute, it was a spiritist who made a contract with the spirit of water. But if the elf guy doesn’t notice, I win!’

Lulu paid no heed and continued to summon skeletons and move them forward. She was outnumbered by her spirits by conserving her mana for her target.

Iyovende summoned more spirits than skulls and even took out his bow. After seeing the blue longbow, Lulu quietly prepared to summon the shield.

“Spirits should group together in groups of three and shoot water-octane bullets.”

-Suoctan!

-Suoctan!

The spirits who worked hard to scoop up the spring water threw spinning water beads. Lulu waved his hand wordlessly and sent the skeleton warriors forward.

Puck

Poseok

Pakak

A few skeletons were broken, but they got up right away thanks to Lulu’s magic. The undead didn’t even need to bypass the huge spring.



Come together and make a boat!



-Gel gel

– Girl girl girl

Skeletons rattled bones to build a ship. Skeletons boarded a ship made of bones and were rowed by their companions.

Strong waves arose and attempted to sink the ship, but when a hole was found, it was immediately repaired and moved forward, albeit slowly. Iyobunde decided that there was no point in blocking the ship and shot Lulu.



I expected it!

After seeing the arrow that condensed water, Lulu created his bone shield.

Ttuduk

A condensed water arrow pierced the shield. Iyobunde fired one more shot from the bow, completely shattering the shield.

“Did you get rid of it?”

But behind the shield, there was nothing but a shattered skeleton. Cried Lulu, who had switched places with one of the ship’s skeletons.



I am the captain of a ghost ship. Ahoy!



“How foolish you are to get on a boat.”

Iyo Bunde occasionally tried to summon his higher spirits by shooting a bow. Lulu interfered by throwing bone arrows and curses, but the low-level and intermediate spirits easily blocked it.

Every time the lower spirits were hit by an arrow, half of their bodies were torn off, but they quickly recovered by drawing water from the spring.



The spirit recovers on its own. It’s worse than her father’s self-healing.




“There is nothing shameful in battle. You are finished now.”

-Going into the lake in front of the water spirit temple. Where can you find such a stupid minion?

As soon as the upper spirit appeared, it made a cocky noise. Lulu was nervous.

‘If I block just one attack from a high-ranking spirit, I have a chance of winning!’



That’s stupid. The undead do not die even if submerged in water!

An intentional provocation aimed at directing the upper-level spirit’s attack in the desired direction. It was a remnant of a talent I learned from my father.

The upper spirit and Iyobunde, who fell for the provocation, shouted at the same time.

“You’re still young and don’t know the fear of a leader?”

-Live in the water and die. You can never come up to the surface.

The ship, which had almost reached the other side of her, was suddenly pushed to the center. As the upper spirit exerted its strength, a hole opened in her center and she fell to the floor.



Done!

Although it seemed like a dangerous situation to others, Lulu was in such a good mood that she hummed. Instead of going around the lake, she launched the boat, and she achieved her purpose by boarding the boat.



You haven’t faced any necromancers in this field, have you? What can I do? If you don’t know, you should be right!



“Bullshit.”

When the higher spirit retrieved the mana, the hole was filled and water poured out like a waterfall. Lulu cast a necromantic spell on the huge skeleton half submerged in water.



Rabbits that drank water and died. Wake up.

-Kiyooooot!

-Kiyooooot!

Giant rabbits, so large that the lake was called Ongdal Spring, were resurrected as undead. They were so huge that their backs and heads rose above the water even though they stood on all fours beneath the lake.



How is it? Is this your first time seeing a giant rabbit?

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant.

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant.

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Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2022 Native Language: Korean
A game of gods in which gods battle with humans. Eat them all and get pregnant.

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