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Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 103

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant. 103

Chapter 103 – Women’s Production Team (5)

Ranran and Lulu’s stomachs were full, but the adults were distracted by the kids and didn’t eat anything.

Even Ebni and I, who had been busy working in the workshop, were hungry at the same time, so we looked for a suitable store.

“There’s a cafe we ​​visit every time we come to the town of the beginning. The kids who are full can order drinks, and we who are hungry can have fruit or brunch, so would you like to go there?”

Accepting Dohoyo’s suggestion, the cafe I went to was decorated in a Greek style. A waitress wearing a white cloth, seen only in cartoons, took the order.

“Dohoyo-sama. You came to visit us again. Is there a party next to you?”
“My friend Sophia and her minions.”
“I’ll show you where to sit together.”

Dohoyo’s party and a seat were set up in the form of us sitting face to face. Sophia and Cheonsol wanted to take the seat next to me, but were pushed out by the kids.

– My place is…
-Where is the slave spirit going to sickle with the master? Let’s stay in miniature.

The earth spirits took care of themselves and then sat down at the desk. Even the interior of the cafe went well enough to be believed.

“You have a drink.”
“Ranran!”

After drinking the red juice, Ranran murmured.

“It’s not blood…”
“Didn’t you order tomato juice? Isn’t it delicious because it’s sweet and sour?”
“Yes!”

Ranlan was excited and drank the juice. Lulu took a sip of espresso.

Dad. I have a bitter taste in my mouth. It was too sweet earlier.
“Then…!”

Ebrote, who was watching the kids from the other side, lost her temper. Lulu panicked and comforted her uncle.

The snacks her uncle bought for her were also delicious. I just prefer this one.
“Lulu is really nice. She was very nice as well as Ebrande when she was little. She gave her eldest brother one day some raspberries to eat…”
“Older brother!!”

As she was about to eat her sandwich, Brande screamed at her. Then he got flustered and made excuses to me.

“A wild horse. I’m not really this hot-tempered? But my eldest brother is always like this…”
“It’s okay.”

I understand everything. Her original sister is bound to stand by her brother.

“It’s nice to see the family reconciled.”
“It’s a madman…”

While Ebrande was impressed, all the menus came out. As she takes a bite of the Greek soup, she exclaims.

“It’s delicious even with seafood in it.”
“Oh, yes. Gwangma didn’t like seafood. Wouldn’t she trade it for her original soup?”
“It’s good enough to eat. But since I’m curious, let’s share some.”
Hehe. Let’s do it.”

We ate each other’s soup amicably. Sophia couldn’t eat her soup and her hands trembled.

“Sophia. Why are you like that?”
“One of these soups costs the same as one serving of grilled Sehrimnir…”
“Somehow it was delicious.”

It was because it was expensive.

“Sophia. Are you not earning well these days?”
“Even though my income has increased, the habit remains when I am stressed.

Hesitantly opening a spoonful, Sophia inhaled her soup with her eyes shining. It’s good because our goddess eats well.

Click click

“Keuk…”

Fluff

Ebrote, who had been taking pictures without touching her drink, let out a moan and leaned her head against her table. Then she handed me the camera.

“Brother-in-law… I’m here… Take a picture for me…”
“What the hell are you filming for?”

I checked the photo. Avril eating bread and Ebni right before eating figs were taken.

“Ugh…”

Fluff

I had no choice but to fall. So cute.

“No. How can there be no top among men? Dohoyo. You must have a lot of trouble too.”
“I told Johan earlier, but your hardships are much greater. Ebrote at least doesn’t wear his naked armor.”

Wince

The fallen Ebrote wriggled. Evria looked at me pathetically.

“What does your brother-in-law do? All you have to do is tell the community you’re crazy? You’re really famous.”
“It’s normal.”

To be honest, I was very sad. It’s a skill that is meant to be used in battle, but of course you have to use it to win.

“There are quite a few photos of the wild horse posted on the community. Today, the video was released because we finished in 3rd place in the raid, right? The photo that captured it was also posted on the elf bulletin board.”
“Ebrande, do you know the word capture?”
“Of course you know, right?”

This time, Chunsol flinched. Chun-Sol, who came from an oriental martial arts world, was still weak in English.

“E Brande. Could you possibly teach her community terms? She’s too difficult for her.”
“Of course it’s possible, but why didn’t you learn from Gwangma?”

She had taught Chun-Sol community terminology before. Her lessons were interrupted after she was beaten in the course for some mischief.

“Of course, it wasn’t because I wanted to get close to Ebrande.”
“Cheonsol…”

Ebrande was moved. Evria nodded her head as she wiped her eyes.

Our Chunsol speaks very beautifully. She is compared to a goddess with big breasts and abusive language.

“Yes? Why?”
“You spilled the soup. I’ll clean it up for you.”

But Sophia’s heart makes everything forgive. She pulled out a tissue and wiped the white fluid from Sophia’s chest.

Dohoyo murmured tremblingly.

“So far? Sophia. Aren’t you getting too close with the minions?”

Sophia hurriedly excused herself.

“No. Yohan is my first minion and he is the one who made the biggest contribution to my undefeated streak. Cheonsol came in thanks to Yohan. The kids were also born thanks to Yohan. Of course we become close.”
“I didn’t mean that. If you like it, that’s fine.”

After a moderate refreshment, we exchanged small talk. It was mainly small talk about how to raise children.

A goddess talks to her goddess. Women chatting with each other. The kids played well on their own, so I talked the most with Ebrothe.

“By the way, hyung, even though Ranran is a bit big, you treat him as cute as the other kids.”
“I have ears too, but everyone heard them. Ranran was born less than a year ago.”

Ranran’s ears pricked as she recounted the heroic story to her younger siblings.

“Ranran is an adult!”
“Yes, yes. My nephew is an adult. Do you want to eat this too?”
“I’m full!”

Pouting, Ranran refused the fruit that Ebrote gave her. Evrothe laughed awkwardly.

“And I’m an elf. I’m a teenager when I’m 100 years old, so it’s more like that.”

Kwaguawang

This time, Ebni responded. Evey looked up at me with her twinkling eyes.

“Dad…”
“When will Ebni become an adult? It’s okay. It’ll be soon.”

She said that a child conceived through impregnation would become an adult within a year. Ranran was also smaller than the palm of her hand at first, but hasn’t she grown into a full-fledged adult?

“I might wake up one day and be as big as her sister.”
“But just in case you don’t know, listen carefully to the horse and mother. Play spirits diligently. Eat well and sleep well.”

Cheonsol kindly advised. Ebni, who received ss-dam ss-dam from Vampyre’s mom, smiled at her.

“Yes…”
“I’ll grow up soon too!”
“That’s right. Avril will grow up soon too.”

Ebrande stroked Evril’s hair. If it was our Shingye, Cheonsol and I would have had a hard time taking care of the kids. It’s definitely comfortable to have two moms.

“Why do you look at Naa like that?”
“…Not.”

I was only big. Her mental age was the same as Ranran’s. Her playing with the kids gives me some free time, but other times it feels like an extra kid.

I feel like I’ve grown one more. Even better, it would be nice to get her pregnant and increase it to two.

After I keep my massage appointments with Sofia, I need to get some angles.

“Oh, I didn’t even say thank you.”

Suddenly Ebrote pulled out her wand. Ebni twinkled her eyes.

“I…”
“What? Ebni helped too? Then did Ebni make her uncle’s wand?”
“Yes…”
“To hear my nephew give a present to his uncle. It’s admirable!”

Evria looked at Evrote pathetically.

“We commissioned the Shinseongjuju workshop. They said it was expensive.”
“Yes. It was really expensive.”

Dohoyo agreed. It’s to the point where Sophia says Doho Yoga is expensive, as she often visits expensive cafes with her hands shaking.

Scratching at her bowl of soup, Sofia tilted her head as she ordered another dish.

“Expensive? It’s a bit more expensive than other workshops, but isn’t it a reasonable level?”
“I don’t know because you didn’t pay divinity thanks to John. The production cost doubled because of the special event raid.”
“Oh my gosh…”

Sophia looked at me. Her expression contorted as she winked.

“I won’t praise you.”
“Oh why. Okay. Let’s pretend I didn’t wink. Now praise me because I was generous and gave in.”
“The olive pasta you ordered is here.”
“I can’t do it because I’m busy!”

Sofia inhaled the pasta. She’s like a gluttonous goddess. Anyway, I eat really well. If I had filmed a mukbang on Earth, I would have passed 100,000 subscribers easily.

It’s also attractive to drop noodles on your chest because you can’t paint. I cleaned it up myself, and Sophia thanked me with a wink.

“…You guys are really close. There’s no hesitation at all.”
“Uh, Dohoyo-sama wants that too?”

Ebrande pulled out a tissue. Dohoyo, who compared Sophia’s breasts with her own, was serious.

“No. We have our own way. It’s good now.”
“I like Dohoyo too.”
“Me too!”

Dohoyo, who fell for Ebria’s father and Evril’s father, relaxed.

Sofia ate all the pasta in that moment.

“So what are you doing now? What are you doing in town during the raid week? Shall we go and see?”

*

-Event Raid Commemorative Crafting Contest! Join the competition to see who is the best blacksmith!
– On-site participation is possible!

“Oh. It’s a fun contest.”

I don’t know what the event raid and crafting have to do with it, but it appealed to me. The match was an hour away, so the timing was perfect.

“Why didn’t the studio tell me about this?”
“They’re busy with production orders pouring in. And since this kind of tournament is a festival for minions, they probably didn’t even care.”

Unlike us who were excited, Dohoyone felt sorry for him.

“We don’t have minions who craft items. Originally, we were supposed to have more servants supported by the family, but it was canceled because Evrotte came.”

Dohoyo looked at the servant’s eyes. It seems that Evrothe was so excited that she didn’t hear Dohoyo’s words.

“Ebni! How about going out here? If it’s Ebni who made Uncle’s wand, I’m sure he’ll get good results! And how cute would that be?”

At the end, the truth comes out. I am of the same opinion.

“Ebney. Do you want to participate with your father?”
“Yes…”
“Ugh. Ranran also wants to work with her father, but production is not fun.”
I also had no dexterity. I’m sorry.
“Then it’s decided.”

Sophia filled out the application right away.

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant.

Humans Are Good at Getting Pregnant.

인간이 임신을 잘시킴
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2022 Native Language: Korean
A game of gods in which gods battle with humans. Eat them all and get pregnant.

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