I Hear Strange Noises in the Health Room. 269

Chapter 269 – 53. Drunk (3)

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Hmm.

Although this is not the atmosphere I wanted.

Well, since the two of them are together.

I guess there’s no need to worry about the atmosphere?

First, let’s focus on getting Seoyeon and Sua-chan as close as possible…

Mmmm.

“But can I really drink it at your house? Seoyeon?”

“… There’s no other good place.”

“Why isn’t it there? I don’t know if it’s Sua-chan’s house, but I have my house too.”

“I don’t like that place because it’s dirty.”

“Eh. It’s clean now?! Of course, I didn’t clean it, but…”

Nothing brings people closer together than alcohol. That was my theory.

One of the reasons I like drinking in the first place is because I like the feeling of taking off a layer when you’re drunk.

No matter how awkward your relationship is, once you get along, it becomes easier to talk.

If you are already close friends, there are many excuses you can use to get drunk.

That’s why I tried to take the two of them out for a drink…

The first attempt slightly failed.

But as if she had changed her mind and a second chance came, she grinned and followed after her.
… Maybe today,

Is it possible to get Seoyeon to talk to Sua-chan?

“Why is my house so far away… Does it make sense that the nearest convenience store is 3 minutes away from my house…?”

“3 minutes isn’t that long.”

“My arm is already hurting…”

“How heavy is 6 cans of beer…”

“It’s not just beer. I also bought some snacks…”

“… Haa…”

As Seo-yeon whined while holding her fluttering convenience store bag, she glanced back and Su-a-chan started helping her by holding one of the handles of her bag.
Ugh. Although Su-a, who knew a lot about her, was successful in socializing, Seo-yeon has been staring at her like that for a long time and not helping her.

Then you’re not a tsundere, you’re just a tsun.

That kind of thing isn’t popular with men these days.

It’s really cute that someone like Sua-chan is obedient despite her appearance.

She’s 2 years older than me, but I hope she learns from watching.
Does being her older sister mean she doesn’t have to be that attractive?
So, even though I approached Seo Woo Jin with my own excuse, he got such a lukewarm response…

“… Anyway, after you finish drinking that, you both go home.”

“I understand…”

As I walked, wondering what I could do to make Seoyeon cuter, I ended up in front of the house.

I got into the elevator between her voluptuous breasts and stepped into the front door with the words “Excuse me” Without even thinking about it.

… I feel this every time I stop by here.

It’s definitely a boring house.

A boring house with no proper interior design.

If it’s this wide, you could decorate it with anything, but I wonder if it’s right to leave it alone.

If I had more money, I would have built a wine cellar in a place like this…

The owner of the house, Seoyeon, seemed to be satisfied with this empty sight, so she put the windbreaker she was wearing on the sofa and took the envelope from my hand.

“Is it okay to have 2 cans per person? You drank some earlier.”

“Isn’t that why you bought 6 cans in the first place?”

“… Don’t throw up.”

But what can I do about how funny it is that you just furrow your eyebrows when you can’t find anything to refute?

– I swallowed the usual words and sat down on the table in front of the sofa.

It won’t work. No.

If you forget your purpose, today’s opportunity will be wasted.

Create a relationship that is not shallow but as deep as possible between Sua-chan and Seoyeon.

At the same time, he tries to make Seoyeon more interested in the opposite sex…

Let’s dig a little deeper into what happened on the day I went to see Seo Woo Jin, making up my own excuse.

… Because, you’re curious, right?

All I heard while waiting for the taxi was Yozora’s threat, saying that there was no need to do that…

Given the circumstances, it seems that Seo-yeon started flirting with her first, and Seo Woo-jin, who felt something strange, cut her off.

I heard that Seo-yeon, who is a complete idiot, said that…,

If you don’t hear it, you’ll never know.

Isn’t it?

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… Although Yozora drank almost all of it,

But that doesn’t mean I didn’t drink at the bar at all.

If you drink up to 2 cans of beer in your current state… Roughly my limit.

Of course, this does not mean that you are so drunk that you cannot even walk.

I started fumbling while trying to pick up a water cup,

While trying to grab a spoon to pick up a snack, you accidentally drop it on the floor…

That’s exactly what I’m saying.

If I just show that I’m trying to become close to Han Su-ah until then, wouldn’t I be satisfied and go home? Yozora.

“… Are you going to eat this as a snack?”

“Yes, yes. It’s more edible than I thought. How many times has Sua-chan eaten because of me?”

“One time last time…”

I’m not sure, but it’s a cookie that smells like caramel.

As I opened the second beer can, crunching on the sweetness, Yozora, who was biting the end of the can with her lips, spoke up.

“You said you can’t drink, but you drink better than I thought?”

“… Drink well. Drink well. If you count everything you’ve drank so far, it’s not much. It’s about half a bottle of soju and a can of beer.”

“You told me last time that you could get drunk with just a can of beer?”

“That’s it… That’s how you won’t make me drink.”

“What is that? So now? You can call me out whenever you want to drink?”

“… I see.”

We’re already drinking together because we’ve been half-threatened, so there’s no point in letting me out.

So, with a resigned tone, she picked up another caramel cookie that was surprisingly good and ate it, and Yozora, who was sitting next to her, grinned.
… You’re the only one who finds this situation funny, and I feel like dying right now.

I took my gaze away from her and looked at Han Su-ah, who was quietly sipping her drink.

“… Uh, over there.”

“… Yes?”

“How did you become friends? … With Yozora.”

“Oh, that’s nothing special…”

Perhaps this is what Yozora wanted.

… I’m not particularly curious, but Yozora will be satisfied if we talk at least like this.

This position will end quickly.

“At first, my walk to school was similar to Yozora’s…”

Han Su-ah, holding the can tightly with both hands, began to list out everything that had happened with Yozora so far.
Then she realized that, contrary to what she thought, she liked shoujo comics.
… In addition, I naturally learned that Yozora had crammed into her head the stories and endings of several romance comics that she had no interest in within a short period of time in order to accommodate that.

… Ha.

I hope you don’t use the blessing of being born smart for such useless things.

What did he memorize all of that, so he could approach Han Su-ah and do something?

Rather than ruining Han Su-ah’s life as she requested,

I guess he just approached Seo Woo Jin to make him a sex partner.

“Well, what exactly happened to you and Yozora…”

“… Ah. That’s…”

Unable to express it in words, she just tilted the beer can, and before she knew it, Han Su-ah, who had finished telling her old story, asked her again.
She couldn’t say that she became friends with a smuggled boy while teaching him Korean, so she made up her words accordingly.

What… Yozora found her lost wallet at her large supermarket.
As I was giving that example, I became close to her without even realizing it. With the same feeling.

Fortunately, there seemed to be no major contradictions in her mind, as Han Su-ah nodded her head and started laughing after hearing my impromptu novel.

It looks like I’ve gotten a little drunk and am in a good mood.

The last time I helped you home, you had exactly that kind of face.

Looking at the situation, I think she can just drink a little more and leave her position.
Even though she became so close to Han Su-ah that she didn’t completely stop talking…

Yozora doesn’t look particularly dissatisfied either.

For the first day of the project to become friends with Han Su-ah, this isn’t bad.

“Oh, that’s right. Seoyeon had something to ask you too.”

“…?”

I was in the middle of gulping down the last half of the beer can.

Likewise, Yozora, who was sipping beer with snacks, softly raised the corners of her mouth and let out a voice.

“But I don’t know if I can do it…”

“What does it mean?”

“Dirty story.”

“…”

Put a snack that looks like an egg in your mouth,

While eating it all.

“Seoyeon, you don’t like this kind of thing, right?”

“…”

“Sua-chan won’t really care, right?”

“… As long as it’s not serious…”

It didn’t matter whether I liked dirty talk or not.

Is it really okay to do this? If it was something I wanted to say, I wouldn’t have said it in the first place.

In other words, that means ‘this is exactly the story I want to say when you are listening.’

… Of course, when Han Su-ah is next to me.

“… Well, they say it’s some kind of erotic thing.”

“Uh, can I do it?”

“… Just listen carefully. If it seems like a question you would be okay with answering.”

It was obvious that if I said no here, I would get into even more mischievous pranks.

Didn’t they say it’s better to get hit quickly?

Rather than showing a reaction that Yozora would like by being disgusted and disliked for no reason, like this.

Only by showing a boring reaction of resignation and acceptance will this master-slave relationship end as quickly as possible.

“Then I guess I’ll have to lower the level of the questions a lot, a lot…”

“…”

“Well, I guess I can just raise it slowly so Seoyeon doesn’t notice!”

“… Are you telling me to listen to this?”

“Puhuh…”

…

I really thought about it.

I guess.

“Seoyeon-chan. Seoyeon-chan.”

“… Why.”

“Is there a guy you’re interested in right now?”

“…”

“Whether you are a first year, second year, or third year… Ah, the teacher is fine too!”

For now.

I tried to hit it without it hurting.

I think I have no choice but to react in a way that Yozora will like.

“There is no such thing.”

“Ah. I asked slightly wrong. Again. Other than the man you’re interested in, who is closest to your ideal type?”

“… It’s the same question. Are you drunk?”

“No! Being handsome just means being liked, not necessarily being liked!”

“…”

“Could it be that Seoyeon-chan… You like me as long as you look good? Really?”

“… Don’t talk nonsense.”

“Oh, yes.”

Yozora pretended to close his mouth with a zipper and looked at me with his thumb pressed tightly to the corner of his lips.
The same goes for Han Su-ah. It’s not that he did the same thing as Yozora, but he was looking at me with 100% pure curiosity. And that too, while holding the beer can tightly with both hands.

… To be honest, there is something that immediately comes to mind.

The guy inside is like a real piece of trash, so I hate him. No, it’s even disgusting.

As Yozora said, if you only look at appearances.

Just think about what style your ideal type is.

If you’re a man who just has a likable appearance, you’ll never, ever, ever like him.

At the same time,

If this is the answer Yozora wants.

Only one person in the academy.

“You clearly said, who is closest to your ideal type?”

“Eup-eup.”

“It’s not that I like him or anything, it’s just that he’s close to my ideal type.”

“Eup-eup.”

“… But if you take my answer and take it in a strange direction, I’ll never drink with you like this again.”

“Eup!”

“… Whew…”

Gulp. Gulp.

After soaking my throat with cold beer,

Pretending to be drunk.

I answered hesitantly.

“… The new…, … Health teacher on the first floor.”

“…”

“…”

Even though I know all the names.

Even knowing where you live.

… Fellatio too.

Even though we had sex.

It really just caught my eye a few times,

Pretending not to know what kind of person he is.

With his sexual partner.

In front of his sexual partner.