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I Hear Strange Noises in the Health Room. 247

I Hear Strange Noises in the Health Room. 247

Chapter 247 – 48. Princess Maker (5)

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Remove the ox horn as soon as possible.

To put the advice of an old sage into practice, I first looked at the list of movies being shown.

However, among the posters listed, there was not a single one that really caught my eye.

No, even if we did not limit it to what was inserted and expanded the allowable line much further, the result was the same.

First of all, there is a male actor who is just famous for being handsome.

Or, well, there are men who are moderately attractive even if they are not that neat.

If only there had been a male actor to confirm my hypothesis, I wouldn’t have cared about the quality or genre of the movie.

It’s hard to believe that there isn’t a movie that catches your eye at times like this.

… Should I have kept in mind that the day I went was a market day?

“What are you doing?”

“I’m doing something.”

“Let’s see… A movie?”

“I hope you don’t steal other people’s smartphones without permission.”

“If I asked if I could watch it with you, you wouldn’t give me permission.”

“But wouldn’t you be the only one who would come back and peek at the screen without even asking?”

“It’s special. Don’t you like it better like this than something ordinary?”

“Well, I think it would be nice if I could have a normal life 365 days a year.”

After completing my student council work, I was playing with my cell phone when the vice president, who was clearly supposed to be lying on the sofa, started talking to me without hesitation.

At the same time, the smell of perfume, which I had smelled for the first time from him and was very unpleasant, tickled the tip of my nose.

I think it might be a little sweet for a man to wear, but it still seems like a perfume better suited for men than for women.

I was about to point out that point, but I just turned off the smartphone screen and started processing the few remaining documents.

Since this is the first scent I smell, there is a high possibility that it was sprayed on purpose to get my attention.

If you go along with such pranks one by one, you may graduate without incident and get caught for murder before you return.

No, it is certain that you will be caught.

“Senior. Do you want to watch a movie? With who?”

“I’m not watching.”

“Then why did you search for a movie?”

“By chance.”

“Coincidence. Coincidence… Is it possible to search for a movie by accident? Isn’t it like searching for porn by chance?”

“It was there.”

“Then can I accidentally stroke your hair?”

“Try it. If you’re confident.”

“I’m confident… Ah, ah. Wait a minute, senior. There…”

“You said you were confident?”

“I won’t do it. I won’t do it! Please take a look at my wrist… Phew…”

“…”

As I used my grip on his wrist, which was annoying as usual, he could not hold out for even 3 seconds and an unsightly declaration of surrender came out.

Why do you keep attacking me like that?

Because you want to reach me at least like this?

Or maybe he’s a masochist unlike he seems?

I just ask the girls glancing over there to step on me, why do they keep asking me?

As soon as he lets go her of her her hand her her her, Yu Si-woo sits down on the chair next to her and touches her her wrist her her her.

It took a while to look at his ugly appearance her with a pitiful gaze.

Don’t do this here, go prepare for the second year midterm evaluation.

-One step ahead of the advice, his voice her her her, now normal, intervened.

“Senior. If you’re thinking of watching a movie, can I recommend something to watch?”

“If that’s the case, I’ll never have to go see you again.”

“Take a look by yourself. When did I say I would follow you? Anyway, it’s been fun these days…”

“…”

I was looking for a movie with an attractive male actor, not a fun movie.

I couldn’t bear to say such honest things, so instead of immediately refuting, I kept my lips shut.

But perhaps he thought my silence was a tacit agreement, and he started spouting off his own knowledge at will.

If you like action and noir, you’ll like such-and-such a movie.

Or, a movie that has good reviews for being funny is now in theaters.

It was just useless information to me. I didn’t even want to know.

But just one thing.

No matter how much it was, there was some interesting information mixed in, so I quietly pricked my ears while still pretending not to be interested.

“I haven’t seen it, but is there a romantic movie? It’s not completely recent, but it was released about two weeks ago?”

“…”

“The reviews were good? That’s what I heard from the girls who saw it. That’s what the critics said.”

“…”

“More than anything, the man’s acting skills are really good. The final directing is also…, Ah, this might be a spoiler. I don’t really care. Hmm.”

“…”

It’s a romance movie.

When I checked earlier, I don’t think I saw it.

Did I miss it because I was just quickly scanning the poster?

I get it, so shut up now – I glared at Yu Si-woo with a look like that, then turned on my smartphone again and slowly looked through the list of movies.

… Because of that triumphant expression, I kept trying to tighten my fist,

While holding back.

Slowly.

“… This movie?”

“Yes. I guess that’s right? If we go now, there will be plenty of seats. It’s almost time to leave the movie theater, and everyone who wants to see it will have already seen it.”

“…”

The content of the movie is irrelevant.

The reason I’m even taking the time to watch the movie right now is just to check if my hypothesis is correct.

In that sense, this movie met my purpose to some extent.

First of all, if you give extra points for the fact that the male actor looks good and the genre is romance, he could barely pass the passing grade.

Even though he wasn’t as handsome as a statue…

It’s okay. Because he was handsome enough that way.

After immersing yourself in the female protagonist, it’s too late to experiment to see if it really works… That will be enough.

“Don’t keep looking at my face, but if you’re going to do that, at least help me with something. Here, I’ll give you some documents about a food truck for an event in the summer…”

“Oh, would you like me to massage your shoulders? I’m a good massager.”

“… “Just turn it off.”

There hasn’t been a lot of student council work lately, so I’ll be doing it in parallel with my classes and it’ll be around 5 PM when I finish everything.

Then, after changing my clothes at home, I go straight to the movie…

It would be perfect if you eat a decent amount of dinner.

That’s what I was thinking until I glared at the vice-student council president who was running away to the sofa with the game console.

– Wooooow

“… ?”

Until a Japanese person, who didn’t know where to go, intervened,

That’s what I was thinking.

*****

─This station is Hongik University entrance. This is Hongik University Station. The door you get off at is…

An announcement was heard through the rattling noise of the subway.

The implications of that announcement are simple.

The fact that I was standing still right in front of the crowded seats and looking at the window that was almost like a mirror meant that several stops had already passed.

And.

“Hmm… We’re all here…”

“…”

The reason why the black hair under my vision still hasn’t disappeared.

After hearing the announcement, I got up from my seat and this jet-black hair that suddenly appeared in front of my eyes is still there.

They said I was dozing off in the student council room because I was so tired.

It means that it is not that kind of situation.

“Yozora.”

“Huh?”

“Anyway, isn’t it a bit strange for two women to go see a romantic movie together?”

“I’m fine!”

“It’s more about what others think than whether you’re okay…”

“It’s okay. We’re strangers anyway. More than that, I’m more suspicious of Seo-yeon watching a movie like that alone?”

“What’s suspicious?”

“No matter how much I look at this, it feels like I got caught trying to see it with my boyfriend who I was secretly hiding from.”

As soon as the door opened, people started pouring in.

In between, I got off the subway and climbed the stairs with the chattering Yozora.

… Ever since I met her in front of her house, I’ve been feeling this way because of her giggling as if she was going to turn my insides.

I inserted the first button completely wrong.

“Are you by any chance a boy from the same academy?”

“Stop playing around. If there was something like that, you would have noticed it a long time ago. … Shiro-chan smells like semen. You said things like that.”

“Oh. What if I say something like that when there are a lot of people in the station? And I don’t say such foul language…”

“… Ha.”

Hehe. A romantic movie with Baek Seo-yeon alone? It’s suspicious, it’s suspicious. It’s 100% because of the man.”

“I told you earlier. I was bored and running out of time, so I chose a movie, and when I tried to choose any of them, I ended up finding romance.”

“There are so many coincidences, right?”

“… What can I do? It’s actually all a coincidence.”

“Okay then. I trust my Seo-yeon. Are you sure she’s secretly dating me? You came to my house the other day and made a fuss about me telling me to be careful about my every move so as not to cause trouble?”

When Yozora tried to pester me, asking if I had any plans today.

I shouldn’t have replied ‘I’m busy’ just because Yozora said it was annoying.

Why are you busy? You just stay at home anyway, except when you exercise. To Yozora who asks,

‘That happens. It has nothing to do with you, so you don’t have to worry about it.’

– I shouldn’t have replied in such a vague way.

“Maybe because of my phone call yesterday, you became slightly interested in dating?”

“…”

“Eh. It’s just a joke, but if you look at me like you’re looking at a cockroach, I get hurt…”

“Stop fooling around. And don’t push me because I’m not interested in things like dating.”

“Yes. Yes. You don’t have to be interested in dating. I’ve never been in a relationship with Seo Woo Jin either~ … We just enjoy things that make each other feel good.”

“…”

If he hadn’t done that, Yozora wouldn’t have asked questions due to his ingrained rebelling nature of her.

I wouldn’t have had to admit that I went to the movies alone to get rid of Yozora, who was as persistent as a piranha.

Are you really going to see it alone? Yozora and Oh Sun-do-soon, who openly declared stalking, would not have gone to the movie theater.

… Of course, that doesn’t mean that.

“It’s noisy, so please go quietly.”

“… Phew.”

Even though it was too late, I came up with a trick to fool Yozora.

“Oh. Now that I think about it, I think it’s my first time going to a movie theater since I came to Korea.”

“I probably didn’t go there because they only sell beer there.”

“Do you think I only drink alcohol for a living? Have you been there often?”

“… Me too.”

“Then what if I go and buy a ticket and do this? Is it the same as in Japan? Oh, did you make a reservation?”

“I didn’t know about booking tickets, so I didn’t. Just the timetable… Well, wouldn’t it be similar to Japan? Anyway…”

It’s the country right next door.

It may differ only in the details, but it won’t be much different.

As the sun set and the weather became chilly, I mumbled while buttoning my outerwear, and contrary to my expectations, a surprisingly common-sense response came back.

Yozora, who was making a sound of contemplation, took out a smartphone from her jacket pocket.

Since it’s annoying, let’s just go get a drink! That’s not the response.

… To be honest, I wish you would go home instead of searching for how to get a ticket like that.

I thought that if I said that, Yozora would sleep over at my house tonight, so I just kept quiet.

“Let me search for it?”

“No? You can just ask one of your friends who likes movies, right?”

“… Ah, um.”

“You’re also the student council president, so there are a lot of people around you to ask… Oh, I got it. Moshimoshi~”

Although there were many, there were only a few people who exchanged phone calls without hesitation.

Although I formed appropriate friendships in case I needed them later, I rarely had deep relationships that could be called close friends.

If I had to force myself to pick one… Although there is that annoying man.

Because of Yozora, the vice-student president’s face suddenly came to mind and I felt disgusted for a moment.

As I looked around to find the movie theater building, I could faintly hear Yozora’s phone call through the din.

“Hey, we’re just here to watch a movie~”

– … Who… What…

First of all, it was a male voice. Even though I couldn’t hear it clearly, I was able to make out the pitch of the voice.

He was slightly concerned that it was someone of the opposite sex and not Seo Woo Jin, but he didn’t say anything because he wanted it to be private.

Maybe we’re just purely classmates.

“I came with Seoyeon. Baek Seoyeon. You’ve seen me a few times.”

But as soon as I heard the following words, it became clear who the person on the other side of the smartphone was.

A man who Yozora can say my name without hesitation.

A man I’ve seen a few times.

… Seo Woojin.

Because there is only him.

“…”

However, what concerns me is…

Have you reconciled already?

You two?

“But we don’t know how to buy or purchase tickets to a Korean movie theater~”

– … …

“Seoyeon is so young that she has never been to the movie theater.”

“Hey, don’t you even have to say that…”

– … Buy…

“Huh? “What should I do?”

– …

I decided to give up and pray, and it seems to have had a good effect.

Well, Yozora… She was pretty and had a nice body, so it seemed a shame to throw her away.

So does that mean he was with Yozora last night when he called while drunk?

… No no. Unless you’re a really crazy bitch, you can’t do that.

He even talked about dildos, but there’s no way Seo Woo Jin could have heard it right next to him…

“Okay, okay. … Huh? What kind of movie are you watching? That’s…”

“…”

Ah,

Perhaps.

What if Yozora comes to the movie theater just because she’s here?

“Is this a movie you know? … Oh, with Sua-chan?”

“…”

… What if we naturally end up joining together?

I’m sure I’m nervous because Seo Woo Jin is next to me, but if I accidentally touch him.

What should I do if, in a fit of heat, I try to solve the problem on my own, and then I grab Seo Woo Jin’s arm and make strange noises?

… Although it was explained that the nine-tailed fox has a unique estrus period.

Did you ask Seo Woo Jin to touch the bottom again?

She asked me to put my finger in it.

Such embarrassing words,

If I make her mumble into my mouth again…

“What are you doing?”

“…”

While I was looking at the crowds passing by around me, I was having all kinds of delusions.

I was able to get out of my thoughts thanks to Yozora, who abruptly ended the call and playfully pushed me by the shoulder.

“… It’s nothing. It’s just that there are a lot of people.”

“Panic? Is there something like that? Oh, is it rude to ask this?”

“… I don’t know.”

“Hmm… Well, let’s go in first. I’ve learned how to get a ticket.”

“… Hey, Yozora.”

“Huh?”

… Of course, I was only freed from other useless thoughts.

“Seo Woo Jin, are you coming?”

“No? I asked him secretly earlier and he said he had already seen it. And why did he come here?”

One scene that I tried not to think about was Seo Woo-jin pressing his private parts and his over my panties in the health room.

“… Just in case.”

“Oh, what… Can you come pick me up after the movie is over? Of course, I’ll have to whine a lot on KakaoTalk, right?”

“…”

“Anyway, let’s go in. I heard there are 30 minutes left?”

At most, it just occurred to me suddenly, briefly, as if it were a mistake.

With that pleasant tingling sensation.

For a while.

Although it did not fade away in my mind.

I Hear Strange Noises in the Health Room.

I Hear Strange Noises in the Health Room.

보건실에서 이상한 소리가 들린다
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , Released: 2023 Native Language: Korean
A hero training academy for all kinds of transcendentals.

I, a former villain, have been enrolled as a first-year health committee member.

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