Chapter 60 – 060. Dating Experience 0 Times (1)
After finishing today’s workout, it’s already lunch.
I lie down comfortably on the sofa and look at the message floating on the screen.
The guests ran away as soon as morning dawned, but that didn’t mean yesterday’s secret secret affair disappeared.
… You bitch.
It doesn’t match the appearance, the liver is really big.
“Oh that… , I’ll go out… ?”
“Oh, come back. “Are you coming in the evening?”
“Maybe…”
“If possible, come in without eating dinner. “I have to eat what’s left in the refrigerator.”
“… Okay. “I’ll be back.”
I see off Ha-eun, who has made an appointment with her friend for the first time since living together, and think again about the message on her cell phone.
How much of a fucking pervert must a fairly famous idol be to the point of sucking the dick of a man she’s meeting for the first time?
Actually, he speaks well, but Fela is not very good at speaking.
What kind of bastard taught me so poorly?
… If it were me, I wouldn’t have taught you that way.
I wanted to beat a baby who taught blowjob like that.
How can you not teach a girl who is top-notch in looks even compared to actors, how to suck properly?
Since I see that you use your tongue well, I think you’ll understand everything if I teach you slowly.
It’s such a waste, really.
It’s not that common to see bitches who look innocent but are pervert by nature.
Oh, fuck.
“… “I guess I should slowly withdraw from stocks.”
Well, even leaving aside the question of what kind of asshole Hinami and her teacher were, there was only one thing that was certain.
That woman is a bomb that might explode at any moment.
After seeing Seo Ji-ah in real life, I put a few thousand dollars into her agency thinking I would be able to keep it going for a few more years, but I guess I’ll have to sell it as soon as I see a new song coming out.
If you see an idol who sells well and is almost at the top tier doing things like this, it’s not surprising that she goes to hell at any time.
Still, I ate about 10%, so it was okay.
Individuals won’t be able to short sell anyway.
… How did I spend this money?
If you look at the fact that Ha-eun’s cosplay video immediately reached 100,000 views,
I don’t have to starve right away, but I also need to organize my business cards.
… If you don’t, you’ll really be kicked out.
Our landlady is waiting.
“Oh, we’re out of coffee beans.”
As she rummages through the kitchen to get some caffeine into her brain, she realizes that she’s out of the beans she bought last time, so she pulls out a coffee mix.
I don’t really like it because it’s too stuffy, but there’s nothing like it to wake her up.
She’s not a very smart girl, but let’s give it a try.
Even if I die and wake up in this tall skyscraper, I don’t want to leave my room.
… Of course
Even though her breasts are a bit small, her face is so pretty that this idiot is looking for a sex partner,
I shouldn’t end up in a worse situation than the manager I saw yesterday.
***
… How many times have I been harmed by Hinami’s stupid behavior?
I don’t even bother counting anymore.
I don’t think I’ll reflect on it even if I count it.
“Ah, Jia, how come you only have salad at home? The dressing is also sesame…”
“Just eat it. Because it also contains chicken breast.”
I knew that he had secretly mixed soju into my beer, but since he probably did the same to Kang Joo-hyuk, I just turned a blind eye to it.
… But, how much of it was mixed together?
As soon as I drank a few drinks, I felt dizzy, so instead of kicking out the tenant who came in without permission, I just fell asleep in the house.
It’s annoying, really…
I felt uncomfortable because I didn’t even change my clothes.
What are you supposed to do with someone who already doesn’t have enough sleep?
“Neng, nn, I understand.”
I wanted to feed honey chestnuts to the forehead of Hinami, who naturally eats breakfast later than lunch.
However, it’s hard to get angry because it’s obvious that if you hit someone, they’ll be offended for several months.
The last time I was hit on the forearm as a punishment on a variety show, I was worried about it for almost a year, right?
‘Jia is hitting me, everyone~’, he said.
… I’m a fan with all my heart because I deserved it.
When I went home, he was openly smoking an electronic cigarette, but I couldn’t leave him alone.
In the end, I didn’t even listen to it.
“Ugh it’s frustrating…”
“Yeah, what is it?”
“Because of who.”
“Yes… , Ah. … Joo-hyuk oppa?”
“… Uh.”
He glares at Hinami, who passes all the blame to her accomplice her her, not knowing whether she knows that she is one of those annoying people.
Rather than being intimidated by her her sharp gaze her her her, seeing the corners of her mouth her her her twitch her makes her heart feel tight.
… Well, her older sisters she can’t control Hinami either.
Considering my age, what can I do as a younger sibling?
Just hope you don’t have an accident.
“… But Joohyuk oppa speaks well. It’s fun. “I understand why Ha-eun fell in love with you, right?”
“… So?”
“No, I thought there was no need to kick him out… Anyway, unless Ha-eun breaks up with her sister, wouldn’t she go out? These two are perfect… , It’s love love. Love love.”
“That’s my house? “I don’t like strange men living in my house, what are you saying?”
“Wow, Jiaya. Do you know how inhumane you just looked like? “If the fans hear it, they’ll be shocked.”
“…”
It was quite absurd to hear something like that come out of Hinami’s mouth, but it wasn’t exactly wrong and it was difficult to respond.
… Sigh, honestly, I feel like throwing her older sister and that guy out of the set.
It’s difficult because there’s no justification for kicking them out right now.
I doubt if he would go out if I told him to,
I’m scared because I don’t know what kind of accident will happen if I kick you out with my sister.
I don’t know if I break up with my sister, but I can never kick her out right now…
Ah.
“… “Should I introduce you to Cody?”
“Huh?”
“That guy is a cheater anyway, so if a decent girl sticks around, he’ll cheat. … Then, before I kick you out, my sister will kick you out. “First.”
“… No way. … That won’t happen, right? Ha-eun, you’re pretty. “More than Cody.”
“Anyway, men are attracted to women they meet for the first time. If you listen to rumors about that guy, maybe…”
“I don’t like it. I won’t turn my attention to Cody… ?”
“You’ll find out when you try.”
… Anyway, as long as it’s that guy who sneaks a look at my body,
Perhaps, if you give him one or two good-natured women, he will quickly become seduced and commit an affair.
Cody may be a little lower in class than you, but in my eyes, there doesn’t seem to be much of a difference.
I have to somehow break them apart and kick them out.
… If I leave it alone, I think they’ll even turn their attention to me.
Your eyes are so sinister.
Maybe, he might pay attention to Hinami, who visits here sometimes.
Either way, it’s quite difficult for me.
“… You say it can’t be done? “It will never work, right?”
“You’ll find out if you try.”
“No way… , It didn’t work…”
“Stop talking nonsense, go out and get some coffee. … “You lost to me at rock-paper-scissors earlier.”
“It’s easy to order, why~”
“… “Don’t you have to buy sanitary pads too, you idiot?”
“That too with delivery…”
“It’s noisy.”
“Okay, I told the manager to do it yesterday. Jia-chan, you’re so stupid.”
“Then get out. Hurry. “Carry a suitcase.”
“Ah, okay, okay. “I’ll buy it~”
A man who seems certain to commit an accident,
I can’t just leave people around me who cause accidents.
… First of all, I’m an idol.
Until retirement,
I hope there are no accidents.
Honestly, it doesn’t feel weird no matter when it explodes.
***
It’s been a long time since I met my friends.
We ate lunch as usual and chatted at the cafe.
She makes fun of her boyfriend and laughs haha to the small talk that subtly shows him off.
An ordinary meeting.
An ordinary promise.
… However,
For some reason, I don’t feel at peace.
“Ha-eun, you haven’t been on Instagram lately?”
“Ah… , I’m a little busy…”
“Why is the kid who always takes pictures of food so busy? … By any chance, did you open a new account again?”
“Why do I do that?”
“You already did it once. They say they attract strange people through DM. … Or, by any chance, did you sell Lovestar? “You’re busy because you got a boyfriend, right?”
“… “No, really.”
In response to his friends ‘teasing his, Gilgil would normally get angry and deny it, but he gives a surprisingly calm answer.
… Under. What is a boyfriend?
It might have been much more convenient that way.
He is good and has an angular face, but he is living with a lover who is not angular.
If I could speak freely without hesitation, even my friends who like to make fun of me would have supported me.
“Hey, what is it? Looks like it really isn’t there. Seo Ha-eun can’t lie.”
“Why. You don’t know again, do you? Isn’t it a national rule to be shameless when you have a boyfriend?”
“Like you?”
“Ahaha, just like me.~”
I can’t help but jump into the group of friends chatting happily.
If it were like before, I would have fired back at them one by one and just cleared my head and started talking.
Then, when I get hit, I pretend to feel pain and laugh it off.
The natural flow of the story,
Today, it feels like I’m peeling off my scales and it’s hard.
“Ah, but when are you going to get a real boyfriend? We’re already 26. … “Isn’t it dangerous?”
“What?”
“Hey, Ha-eun, does it make sense that a girl who looks like you didn’t meet a guy until she was in her late 20s? If it’s because you’re busy, then I won’t tell you either… , … Otherwise, wouldn’t it be better to meet a guy when you’re pretty?”
“… “If there was a good person, I met him too.”
“No, how do you know if a boy who has never met a guy is good or bad? Hey, aren’t you a good person if you act like you’ll give me everything, including your liver and gallbladder, when you first attack them? “You are a good person if you treat people well even when the excitement cools down.”
“I know that. … “I’m not stupid?”
“Huh, isn’t Ha-eun an idiot?”
“Right. … If you don’t meet a man with that, you’re a fool. Puss…”
“…”
My friends’ pranks on my breasts no longer bothered or irritated me.
The reason is… , I don’t know either.
I didn’t want to feel embarrassed or angry for no reason.
Since I gave my chastity to a piece of trash who couldn’t be considered a good man anyway,
No matter what I heard, it felt like someone else’s story.
“… Hmm. Ha-eun, why don’t you say anything even when I stab you in the chest?”
“I don’t have the strength to get angry after going to the gym…”
“What kind of kid just runs all the time and gets hit?”
“… I did squats and stuff like that. “My legs are really numb right now.”
“Oh, do you get PT? “What, didn’t you say something about the trainer being so mean to you last time?”
“I won’t accept it. Just… … Alone.”
“… It looks suspicious. “Are you really our Ha-eun who always teased me about not wanting to gain muscle?”
“Right? It’s very suspicious.”
My friends’ glances at me, not with suspicion but with eyes full of interest, were not unpleasant at all.
Even if you get caught anyway,
Because there’s no way the whole ugly and vulgar night will be caught.
They will think positively of whatever they want.
Ah, our Ha-eun, who never met a man, finally met a tall and good-looking man.
The face of his is a bit disappointing, but the voice is good, so I have to admit it.
My sister is at peace now~
… It’s obvious that they’re just going to say bullshit like this.
Kang Joo-hyuk,
I will never take off my mask in front of others.
“Oh, wait… “I’m calling.”
“Hmm~? … To my boyfriend?”
“I’m not your boyfriend. “It’s a work call.”
“Hey, we know for sure that you’re unemployed, but where are you… ” .”
“… I’m not unemployed. Me. Yutu… , It worked. You guys… , Because I heard it.”
“… Why are you saying that now? When I asked you what you were doing earlier, you gave a vague answer.”
“It’s because you keep accusing me of having a boyfriend. … This is the editor’s call. “I’ll take it in a moment.”
“… “Is the editor a man?”
“If you’re a man, well. … “Do I have to date all men?”
“Hey, that’s not it. … Do you recognize the face?”
“I’m not handsome.”
“I’m just saying you’re not ugly. … Hey, isn’t that a hundred percent?”
“I’m 80 percent.”
“What, really…”
Yes and now,
I sigh and leave for a moment, as if I feel pathetic towards my friends who are constantly making a fuss.
… Ha. I said I was meeting a friend.
Why are you contacting me again, this person?
“… Hello.”
-Uh, Ha-eun.
“Yes.”
-I have an appointment, so I’m going to have dinner, right? You too, come slowly.
“… Huh?”
– Come after dinner. Because I came in late.
… Why
As soon as I leave, I make an appointment.
Not once,
Even though that never happened.
