Chapter 65 – Ep.65 Smith, a Black Company in Another World
He is more free than anyone else, people don’t think it’s strange when he comes into my room, and even if there is noise, he is the only one who can clean it up.
It was Amela.
It occurred to me that if she was a woman who asked me for a massage every week to release her sexual desires, she would definitely welcome this ‘bow of consolation’.
“It happened to be lunch and he wasn’t in the vacant lot, so he must have been in the restaurant.”
As she went down to fix lunch, she thought she could call her sister over.
“If you were a big sister, she would go for a run to get some sweat.”
“When?”
“Right after training the adventurers in the morning.”
“… “So she left then and hasn’t come back yet?”
“Iknow, right. Ah, here.”
“Thank you.”
I received a decent lunch from the kitchen person who first asked me in the morning to take care of my sister.
I sat down on the chair where my sister always sat and spent leisurely time, and ate a stew full of meat.
“What. “Why are you sitting in my seat?”
“Why are you coming?”
“Ahh!! What the fuck?! “How many times do I have to tell you not to talk when I have something in my mouth and chewing?!”
As I closed the back door, I couldn’t take my eyes off Amela, who was walking towards me in a playfully angry manner.
Her eyes, which usually seemed empty, were full of life, and her bright orange hair was shiny as if wet with sweat.
“What. “Is there something on my face?”
I shook my head at my sister, who was squinting one eye and rubbing her face with the back of her hand, and swallowed what was in her mouth.
“But sister. “What did you do to make you sweat so much?”
“I went for a quick run around the city. Maybe it’s because it’s been a while since I’ve been sweating, but I feel so refreshed. “Tsk tsk.”
He swept his wet bangs up and smiled. It was a wonderful smile that even I, a man, would fall in love with.
“Bastard. From earlier, if you point your head at me like you’re a wooden doll, you’ll nod and be damned. “What hurts?”
“As you can see, I am also very healthy.”
Niance’s tone was similar to when Siron was slightly upset, so I quickly came to my senses and showed off my proud arm muscles.
“Okay. “For a boy, our bastard is in pretty good shape.”
My sister smiled lightly and tapped my shoulder like an adult watching a child play.
“Evil! “Ahh!!”
“Young. “I’m going to kill you.”
“No… “It really hurts?”
“Ahahaha!!”
The sister who looked pretty started to look like the older sister she was.
Is this shock therapy or something?
“Then, hurry up and go upstairs. “I’m going to go take a shower.”
She ruffled my hair and then turned around and went upstairs.
I roughly poured the remaining contents of the bowl into my mouth.
After handing the empty bowl to the kitchen staff, I quickly followed behind my sister.
I was walking so fast that even though I followed her up the stairs, I caught up with her right in front of her door.
“Sister, sister!!”
“What. “Did you follow me because you wanted to shower together?”
That’s an attractive proposition.
Of course, I didn’t say it out loud.
“Well, whatever. It’s not like that. “If it’s okay with you tomorrow, could you come to my room?”
“Are you in the kid’s room? Why?”
“You know that tree? “I made something with that guy and I needed your evaluation.”
“This bastard? Hey. If you want to get evaluated, you kid has to come to my room with it. Should I go to your room?”
Of course, if it was an item that I didn’t mind other people seeing, it would have been fine, but since this was an item that wasn’t supposed to be seen by others, it was very burdensome to take it out of the room.
I explained the reason well to my sister.
My sister looked at me with sad eyes.
“… “What did you make again?”
“He’s someone who will comfort lonely people.”
“What bullshit.”
I was saying something factual, but she glared at me with a chewed expression.
“Anyway, please give me some time.”
“It doesn’t matter because time is all that’s left, but does it have to be tomorrow?”
“That’s not it.”
“Then, I’ll take a shower and come down right away. Wait. Or, you could wait in my room and go down together.”
Was your sister always such an active person?
I scratched my head.
“Yes, sister. “It’s a bit like that today.”
“Why? 너 새끼 어차피 아르델라 그년이 철 주괴 보내줄 때까지 할 일도 없잖아?”
“Kuhm, that’s true, but… Sister. “Listen for a moment.”
“Hey, there are no big bitches coming up here, so just say it.”
“Aha.”
Well, the only thing on the 4th floor was my sister’s room and the guild branch manager’s office, but since the branch manager had been out of detention for 4 years, it was safe to say that the 4th floor was in fact my sister’s only floor.
I explained the general function of the consolation bow to my sister, who had a sullen expression on her face.
Of course, it was a slight, very slight lie that it was a massage tool.
“Are you really crazy?”
“Kuhm. “There are quite a few things like this in our tribe.”
“You’re a great kid in many ways. You.”
“Big.”
When my sister leaned against the door and looked at me with a puzzled look on her face, I had no choice but to go out rather shamelessly.
“Because Siron is coming back this evening. That’s why it doesn’t work.”
“… Then. “I’ll be there around this time tomorrow, so just know that.”
“Yep. “I will wait quietly in my room.”
“… Ha.”
With a meaningful sigh, the sister ran her hand down her face and entered the room.
“Yes.”
Since the result was as expected, I made a small victory pose and returned to my room.
Thud! Thud! Thud! Thud!
As I returned to my room and was spending time contemplating the next sacred object, a tremendous sound came through the door and into my ears.
“Hehe, it looks like our Shiron is under a lot of stress.”
The only person in this guild who would have the guts to cause such a commotion was Shiron, who had his eyes wide open, so I got up from my chair and stood with my arms spread out in advance to greet Shiron, who was about to kick in the door.
Kwaang-!!
Two hands reached out through the cracked door, breaking the door panel.
Damn it-
The door was torn exactly in half.
Again, it wasn’t split, it was torn.
Gulp.
Through the torn slit, I could see different eyes, red and blue, stained with madness.
To be honest, I feel a little tired.
“Um, guys-“
Poseok.
The torn door panel that was hanging over the two people’s arms fell to the floor.
Only then was I able to look directly into their faces.
“Wow…”
For the first time in my life, I was able to empathize with what it feels like to be a prey facing a predator.
The two of them walked toward where I was without saying a single word.
I shouldn’t have done that, but Siron and Kernax’s momentum was so scary that every time they took a step closer, I was taking a step back without realizing it.
Tuk.
My room was so narrow.
I barely took a few steps before I crashed into the wall.
Unlike me, whose escape route was blocked, the two continued to approach me.
“Chi, calm down! Calm down-“
Kkoooook.
“… ?”
“Suuuuup. Haaa… Suuuuup. Haaa…”
“Smith… Ah, Smith…”
What?
I reflexively opened my closed eyes.
Shiron and Kernax, who were happily held in my arms on either side, each wrapped their arms around my waist, buried their noses in the back of my neck, and started sniffing like dogs going for a walk.
I’m not sure, but I realized that their condition was much more rational than I thought, so I moved my sloppy hand and patted their buttocks.
Lick.
Chuuup.
“Huh?!”
“Ha… Pup… “It’s fucking delicious.”
“Smith, Joe, just a little…” .”
“Now, wait a minute, guys?!”
As soon as I patted their butts, the two of them, who thought I would just hold them quietly and smell them, started licking the back of my neck and Kernax started sucking or biting my earlobe to taste it.
Fuck you Smith!!
I don’t know why you’re patting these kids’ butts like that.
Just pat yourself on the back.
But regret always comes one step too late.
“No?! Oh, the door!! What should I do about the door?!”
“Shut up… Shut up and take off your pants right now. “Before I rip it apart!!”
“Okay, right away. I’ll finish it soon. I promise, Smith. So, uh, hurry… !!”
“No, Kernax, even you?!”
The two people who were caressing the nape of my neck and earlobes seemed to have made a real promise, but at the same time, they grabbed my pants and tried to pull them down.
Their strength would have been enough to ignore my resistance, but judging from the fact that my pants were still safely placed on my silence followed by my hand, it seemed that the two of them had not completely lost their sense of reason.
But it seemed to me that it was only a matter of time.
I could already feel that their breathing was starting to get faster little by little, so what more could I say?
No, but I didn’t know that even Kernax, whom I trusted, would join forces with Siron and try to take off my pants.
Even the door was broken.
Sigh!!
“Oh wow.”
The bottom of the pants that Siron and Kernax were holding on tore torn, and my pants were instantly reformed and turned into cool shorts.
Holy shit.
These are the pants that Bizeline bought me last.
“Shit!! You idiot!! “Take it off quickly!!”
“Yes, yes!! Smith!! Take it off quickly!!”
“Let alone taking it off, I told you to do something about that hole over there?!”
“Fuck!! “Just tell me to take a look!!”
“Yes, that’s right!!”
“You must be crazy?!!”
Of course, it is understandable that if a person works 24 hours a day, his head becomes strange. However, this didn’t seem to be anything strange, it just seemed like he was horny.
“Hurry!!”
“Hurry!!”
“Uh, it’s coming off!!”
It was the moment when the fingers holding my pants slowly lost strength and my pants, along with my panties, were dragged down to the final Maginot line, below my silence followed.
“These bitches turned the door of someone else’s business into a rag.”
I heard the voice of an all-too-familiar person, and the only person who could save me from this situation.
“It’s so dark… !!”
“Ugh-“
Before I could even raise my head at the sound of my sister’s voice, Siron and Kernax, who were holding on to my remaining pants, let out strange sounds and fell to the floor! And fell down.
It’s no joke, the two suddenly lay down with their heads on the floor like dolls whose strings have been cut.
“Anyway, you troublesome bitches…”
My sister walked in front of me, who was half-sitting and confused.
The sister grabbed the hair of Siron and Kernax, who were lying on the floor, with a truly annoyed look on their faces.
I dragged the two of them and left my room.
“Jukjin… It wasn’t. Maybe.”
Today I learned for the first time that when a person truly faints, their pupils completely turn over.
“But my sister… “Where did you take them both?”
My sister’s appearance and exit were so sudden that I didn’t have time to say anything.
To be honest, I thought that given my sister’s personality, she would have enough left over even if I threw them both out on the street.
Of course, if I was thrown out on the street, I would be taken to Kernax’s office by the guards who were always on patrol day and night, so I wasn’t too worried.
I said a brief moment of silence toward the horribly torn bottom of my pants and the door that was cruelly torn in half.
I hope I meet a better owner next time.
“What. Do you also pray or something?”
“Surprise…”
In that moment, I was surprised to see my sister entering my room.
The two people who had dragged me away seemed to have abandoned them somewhere, but their hands were very light.
“What did you two do?”
“I told the kids on the first floor to hand them over to security. Why. “Were you worried that I might throw it on the street?”
“Well, that can’t be true.”
“Tsk tsk. Fuck you. “Your emotions are all shown on your face, so don’t even think about going somewhere to scold me.”
“Kuhm…”
I scratched my head in embarrassment.
“But what if the door is like this? “I’ll have to sleep somewhere else until this is fixed.”
“Actually, it doesn’t really matter.”
I would feel a little uncomfortable if someone spied on me while I was sleeping, but it didn’t really matter because I didn’t notice it once I was asleep.
Above all, my room is located in the far corner of the hallway, so the only people who come this way are Siron and people who really have business with me.
“This bastard is careless even after being kidnapped right under her nose.”
“No, it’s not like that…”
It was rare for my sister to show a straight face.
I instinctively lowered my eyes and lowered my head.
“… Come.”
“Yes?”
For a moment, I thought I was so nervous that I didn’t hear what she said.
But when I looked up and looked at my sister’s face, I knew that wasn’t the case.
“… Come up to my room… “Come.”
The area around my sister’s freckles was turning red.
“Door… Sleep in my room until I fix it. Fuck… Do you understand?”
My sister, who had been muttering almost until the end, suddenly strained her eyes! He gave it to me and glared at me.
“Ah, I understand.”
“… That.”
“Yes?”
“… I’ll be watching, so take care of what you need… Go up…”
“Ah. Ah, yep. “I’ll take what I need and go up.”
“… Okay.”
My sister ran out of my room with her cheeks full of red.
After my sister left and I was left alone, I stuck my hand under the bed.
The first thing I did was put the cleanliness scroll in my pocket and reached down again.
“I need to get my things ready and go up.”
A new sacred object that I hid under the bed.
I took the ‘bow of consolation’ and quietly walked to the 4th floor.
