Chapter 972 – #99. Three Thousand Concubines and Emperor Gaiden (30)
Thud! Thud! Thud! Thud!
How much money
Paladins clad in platinum armor that gleamed just by wearing them, pounded their long spears on the floor at a steady pace.
I literally swallowed my saliva at the daunting sight.
Today, for the first time, a paladin dispatched from a shrine appeared on the battlefield.
Those who were always terrified and trembled with fear, today were holding their necks upright and condescending.
“Nimi, you’re good at dog form.”
A word from the soldier brought smiles to the faces of the soldiers who were stiff with tension around them.
The soldier added a word as if he was excited about the good response around him.
“Sifal, what is life? God says that His Majesty is a big bum, but what are they doing to stop this?”
While the soldiers were nervous watching the Paladins, on the other hand, they couldn’t understand why they were trying to fight the Empire.
Of course, His Majesty cut the heads of the priests a bit (?), But…
“They did it wrong first!”
“That’s right.”
“Ah, it’s a shame that we can’t just rush and beg our Majesty that we did something wrong. Those are all heresies. Heresies!”
“That’s right!”
The soldiers who witnessed the miracle with their own eyes did not doubt that His Majesty the Emperor was chosen by God.
Rather, he couldn’t judge the situation and pointed his finger at the temple that showed hostility to the emperor, saying that they were rude.
“It would be nice if the bridge of the nose was pressed down on this opportunity.”
“I usually donate to the temple, but one day I felt so sick to my stomach that I was going to die. So I went to the temple and asked to be saved. Do you know what they said?”
“You asked for money!”
“That’s right. They asked if I had money! Since then, I’ve never made any donations to the temple. I’ll collect them and use them when I’m sick.”
Each of the soldiers spoke out about the injustices involved in the temple.
The enmity of the soldiers toward the shrine was growing day by day.
This was not a bad situation from the Empire’s point of view.
While the soldiers gossiped about the temple, the nobles’ faces hardened as they knew that this war would not be easy.
“The Paladins have finally appeared.”
“Paladins are really troublesome…”
“These are the paladins I’ve only heard of, but the pressure is no joke. Is it true that they don’t collapse?”
“They said yes.”
Priests usually had the ability to restore others, while Paladins had their own body’s ability to recover was strengthened.
“The knights should do well, how will the knights react?”
Victory or defeat in this war will be determined by the skills of the knights.
How well the knights can block the paladins.
The problem was that in order to stop the Paladins, they needed a higher level knight than them.
Knights of the same class or less could not stop the paladins.
In addition, it took a long time to deal with one person, so it was difficult for the knight to be active on the battlefield.
There was no aristocrat who did not know how much influence a single knight could have on the battlefield.
“I’m proud to say that I can do well, and not to worry.”
“It’s not easy to deal with a paladin.”
He is a guy whose skills are lower than himself, but if he persists and clings to you, there is nothing more crazy than that.
“Let’s warn them again to keep their senses straight. If you run wild with excitement, you’ll fall for them.”
When Paladins fight, the best thing to do is to provoke the opponent with words and make them excited.
What if you fall for provocation and get emotional?
I naturally want to kill that bastard, and I have no choice but to put strength into my body.
Then there is a problem with the stamina distribution that was planned in advance, and when they are quickly exhausted and tired, the paladins start rampaging in earnest.
“That’s why you should never mix words with paladins. Whether those bastards curse at their parents, insult your majesty, or say bullshit that your lover is delicious, we have to keep our composure!”
“Do paladins really say that?”
The knight expressed his doubts, asking how a paladin could provoke people with such vulgar words.
“I do. They do low-level sexual harassment without hesitation. The mouths of those bastards are no different from demons.”
“Is it okay to be a person who worships God?”
“They say that if you pray to God later, your sins will be forgiven.”
“We were the ones who cursed at us, but who forgave whom?”
If the victim does not forgive, why ask for forgiveness from a god who has nothing to do with it?
The knights burst out laughing because they were ridiculous.
“Then do we just have to listen to those bastards swear all the time?”
“If you’re confident that you won’t get excited, you can take it back. But I don’t think you guys have trained your mental strength to that extent.”
“Okay…”
“Listen with one ear, let it out with the other.”
Before dealing with the paladin, the knights even received a special lecture from an experienced knight.
The knights, who had been warned several times not to be swayed by the paladins, didn’t take it seriously, saying that they couldn’t go through with that level of provocation and get excited.
They said there was no reason to be shaken because they already knew that the provocation was going to happen and prepared for it in advance.
However.
“Fu, did you give this as strength?”
“…”
“Your country seems to give a knight like this to a kid. How tsk tsk tsk without talented people!”
“…”
A bastard with worse swordsmanship skills than himself was talking nonsense while barely blocking it with a shield clad in divine power.
“Black man, don’t hold it like that. You have to learn how to hold a sword again? No, do you have to eat your mother’s milk first to build up your strength?”
“…”
All sorts of swear words were about to come out.
But she knew it was a deliberate provocation to excite herself, so she did her best to ignore it.
It’s to pick that bitch’s head calmly without getting excited.
Then this anger will naturally be resolved.
“Isn’t it embarrassing to see your family? You’re committing a sin because you were possessed by a demonic contractor. Because of you, you can’t even go to his arms and end up being dragged to hell?”
I heard that cursing the emperor would be standard.
However, since I heard it myself, I only say things that I cannot help but refute.
Why is His Majesty our Emperor a demon contractor?
I witnessed with my own two eyes that he was chosen by God!!
‘Do these bastards only practice shield skills? Why do you block it so well?’
I guess I just learned how to shield.
He obviously had skills that were inferior to his own, but he was wrapped around himself with very good equipment and a shield wrapped in divine power let out a critical hit, so the proper attack didn’t work.
On top of that, the guy’s snout didn’t think to stop, as if the saying that he was constantly recovering his stamina was true.
“Did you spin a spider web underneath? Are you still a virgin? Do you know what we call a woman like you? Mo.Tae.Solo. Motae.Solo. Have you heard of it?”
‘What the hell is a mother-in-law solo?’
“Put, don’t you know? Are you curious?”
Frustratingly, I was curious.
If you’re solo, it’s a solo, what is the mother’s solo?
“I’m talking about a girl who hasn’t had a relationship with the opposite sex since the time she cut the umbilical cord until now. Just like you.”
“…”
In the end, she couldn’t stand the sloppy curse of the paladin who cursed people with the novel word of mother-in-law solo, and her hand holding her sword was powerless.
Chae Ae-Aeng!!!
“Huh? Are you angry? Are you angry? It’s a joke, but why? Don’t take it seriously~ But… If you look at me with a serious face, did I hit the point? Oh my God, at that age, haven’t you penetrated the bottom yet? Poor bitch. I’m taking your life. Will save you. If you die now, you’ll become a virgin ghost. Aren’t virgin ghosts a bit unsightly?”
‘Because I’m not going to die?!’
Visor! Chae Ae-Aeng! Visor!!!!
Go go go go!!!!!
Trying to pierce the shield somehow.
Even the Paladin, who lacked her skills, could not block all of her attacks.
However, while the number of minor wounds on her paladin’s body increased, her knight’s stamina was rapidly declining.
“Heo Eok! Heo Eok! Heo Eok!”
“You.”
The paladin, who was pouring out her babbling words that made her angry, suddenly smiled meaningfully and called herself.
“Are you tired?”
“!!!”
The knight, who belatedly grasped her situation, quickly turned her back.
But it was already too late.
She thought she had done her best not to be swayed by her emotions, but she unknowingly had a power in her body, and in the end, her shield could not be pierced and she was playing with her enemy’s psychological warfare.
‘Damn it!!!’
Don’t be swayed by her words, she listened so carefully!
She would have been fine if she had just let her words out of one ear as she had been advised.
But she didn’t fit anything the paladin said about her, and she gently lifted people up with all sorts of bullshit, pushing the limits of her patience.
‘How can I put up with this? How!!’
The knight hurriedly looked around her.
All the while, the paladin seemed to have been hiding her strength, and as soon as she knew she was tired, she began to target her knight’s fatal weakness quite sharply.
“Keugh!!”
Her damned shield finally got out of the way, and the paladin began swinging her sword in earnest.
Now that the shield was removed, this was a golden opportunity to defeat the paladin.
The problem was that he had already exhausted most of his stamina.
Looking around her, she seemed to have no one who could help her.
‘Everyone is dry! Did you fuck me?’
The other knights were also caught by the paladin and were struggling.
“Uh huh! Where are you going to be careless! Then you will die from me? You know that when you die, you go straight to hell, right?”
“Fuck, I’m not going to die and I’m going to heaven?”
Anyway, I thought that it would be less unfair if I just pour out a couple of insults together to cool it down.
It was around the time when the battlefield was about to break out like a mercenary inn in earnest.
Chae Ae Ae!!!!!!!!!!
“Oops!”
A human figure flew in from somewhere and smashed the body of the paladin the knight was dealing with.
With a giant hammer!
It was impossible to use such a huge hammer easily on the battlefield even because of its weight.
A weapon that no one can use.
And the knight knew a person who used such a weapon calmly on the battlefield.
“Your majesty!!!”
The emperor of the empire she believes and follows.
Who could do such a crazy thing, carrying such a large and heavy weapon on a battlefield where arrows, swords, and magic might come flying?
I felt a thrill as I watched the paladin’s hard shield dented by the Emperor’s huge hammer.
“I heard that Paladins have a great notoriety, but when I dealt with them in person, it must have been very difficult. Seeing you struggle like this.”
Hearing her majesty’s words, her face turned bright red.
She fell for the paladin’s provocation and said that His Majesty saw that she had made her stupid mistake, and she couldn’t help but feel ashamed.
