Chapter 33 – The Identity of the Suspicious Object
Mmm. Me baby use. Just send me back home Our party members are so scared.
“Oh, Yuu-kun, woke up! Did you finally wake up?”
‘Hey you. Finely a wake.’
I answer the words of a Norse Viking-like man who talks to me. I, I’m from Kusa Village… Where is this place?
-Break!-
“Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh hehhhhh! No more! I had a scary dream! Ankoya! I… I…!”
As I shuddered and was afraid, Anko approached me with open arms. Ah…
Hug me.
Wow!
“Thank you very much
Wow.”
“Moo, were you worried? I suddenly passed out with Taiyo-san, so I had a hard time bringing them back.”
“What! That…! What did you do while we were frantically talking about Kokonenne?! You shameless! Etch!”
-Dick!-
“Ouch.”
“Yeah, you seem to be fine. Are you the usual Yu?”
What the hell is down with me huh? What do you think of me Anyway, the subjugation procession, which had stopped briefly due to the goblin attack, seemed to be moving again. Something in the middle is more empty than before.
“It seems there are fewer people than before.”
“Yes. There are injured people, so we return to the village. Our group keeps moving because no one is injured.”
Flinching, Sefina said that behind me without any sign of presence. Now that I saw the danger of this guy with my own eyes, I thought that I shouldn’t be caught behind again. Those expressionless eyes! I can’t read what the hell he’s thinking, just in case. If you pluck my head as if you were harvesting pineapples like before, you might want to take a bite!
“Yes. Colleagues are not something to eat. Use. Stupid?”
I get it now…! The ones to be really wary of were neither the golden sun nor the old man!
Right Sefina! It was you! I shouted with the feeling of being a detective who had found the culprit!
“I found it! The imposter was you!!! Somehow, don’t you take a video every time and leave it behind! Aren’t you secretly trying to make me a hero barbecue! Blow honestly! You, you are a spy sent by the devil! Not an elf, but some kind of demon. That’s it!”
I love nature, I like the environment, where are the elves going, and the killing machine, the arsonist, the idiot elf, even if I make it wrong, I made it wrong for a long time!!!
“Use. Did you hurt your head before? Don’t worry.”
Tup, Sefina holding my shoulder and whispering in my ear.
“Kundo, Ankodo. I will protect…?”
I’m so scared…! Should I just run away to the starting village of Ankorang and start farming? Having a son and a daughter and living for five generations.
“Hee, heehee!!! Eruhu rips off and eats the ears?! Maybe cutting off Gobring’s ears wasn’t enough…!!!! I’m so afraid!”
Taeyang, who has become a member of a resting place for super cowards, has lost his bravado from earlier. Don’t worry sun! Don’t eat your ears! Juji eats like a dog!
“So, tonight too, please take care of me? Use.”
Ohhhhh…! The words that tickled my ears made me feel more fear than strangeness!
“Yeah, but… It’s outdoors here?”
“Foot, dragon. Have you forgotten who I am? I am an elf. Is this outside like my living room?”
No, what does it matter if you feel like a homeroom? Are you saying I don’t like being outdoors? Whatever! There are a lot of eyes and a lot of people, so how can you work at night!
“Ku-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-ke-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-Kuh
Come and go…
After saying that, Sefina joined the procession again. Taeyang pats me on the back worrying about me, but I was so scared that I didn’t hear any encouragement.
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Is it because of some kind of happening? Or is it because of the long march? It was around dusk. Maybe thanks to the progress of the event, it’s night when you go in and out as usual, and time doesn’t pass like that, and time passes like a normal world.
Day 3 after coming to this world. Seeing the sunset for the first time made my heart flutter.
“Ow, in terms of use! What are you looking at? Let me see too!”
“Ah, it’s the sun. Look over there. It’s the setting sun.”
Taeyang and I stand side by side and watch the sunset. The sight of the slowly sinking sun coloring the sky red. For the first time since coming here, that sense of security that makes me feel the passage of time.
“Ah… It’s amazing. It’s an amazing sunset.”
“Yeah… Like…”
While the two of us share that camaraderie.
“Huh… Hmm… Did you see this guy?”
“Whoa… Whoop… Shit, like a beast! How does the leader get along with that trash? Whoa… It’s unbearable, hey!”
“Calm down, Kimota-kun. From this man’s point of view, it seems to be okay? Except for one thing. Mmmm…”
I missed the look of the man who said that and smiled wickedly while watching the sunset. And it shouldn’t have been I will always regret this in the future.
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It was around the time the sun was slowly disappearing.
-Beeeee!!!!-
We stopped at our seats in bewilderment at the sound of a powerful whistle coming from the front again.
-I’m going to prepare for camping here soon! Set a night watch with each group!-
Someone before saying that. Other than our party and Taiyo’s party, several other parties that were moving together also stopped at those words and began to dismantle the luggage. Let’s see, we’re also tents. Are you ready to set up camp? I took out the camping kit I bought from the suspicious merchant this morning.
Even in the military, I made this wrong by myself, but I can’t believe I have to do this until here. The desire to just stop time and run to the inn is already like a chimney.
“But what do you do?
Mischievous, fidgety. I unfolded the awning of the tent while looking at the instructions. Then,
“Fuck, now that I think about it, I can’t read the manual. All the letters are broken, so I can’t understand a single thing!”
Pak! He slammed the support bar straight into the floor. I don’t know. Just hit it Let’s just put a tent on the floor and lie down. There’s a professional homeless man from Great Forest over there, he’ll gather some leaves and make them fluffy.
After sitting on the floor for a long time and doing this and that, to me who gave up,
“Hoho, you look troubled?”
“Huh? Mister? What are you doing here? Are you all ready already?”
A man who was still suspicious by my standards approached me. Are you here to see what you’re doing? I’d love some help. I looked in the direction the uncle had come this way. At that place,
“De-de-ee…”
Me, that!! That…! It’s not a tent for any event, just looking at its size, it’s a 12-person tent among military ones! A pure fantasy tent without even plastic or iron rods! The fire was lit from the inside, and smoke came out through the hole in the tent!
“Heh heh heh, if this man puts his mind to it, isn’t that a tent like that? Let’s see. The tent the dragon has is for four people? Can you make it like this?”
Widely! The man who touched the stick in my hand here and there, then unfolded it and drove it into the ground. In an instant, everything was built up to the tent on the support. No, no campsite owner can build something like this!
“Hora, that’s it. Then, are you done with this old man? If you want to sleep in this tent, later is fine. Tell me?”
“Ohh, ohhh…! Mister! Jeenjang!!! Thank you!”
Anko was right! Maybe I misunderstood people! Was the matriarch actually a good person?
Anyway, camp preparations are roughly finished, let’s call the kids together.
“Anko! Sefina! Camping preparations are complete! Let’s make dinner!”
And the old man who helped me blinked through the cracks of his eyes! I muttered as I glared at this.
“Yeah…Huh. As expected, is that right? Yongyong-kun… Wouldn’t it be okay if the old man helped me a little…?”
Yong Yong-kun’s night job♡ Nooohoho!
Unfortunately, no one listened to that self-talk. If someone had heard, they would have given me a warning…! Why! All me!!!!
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Anyway, anyway. The campfire was also completed (I made a round of torches that the eccentric merchant sold. It won’t go out no matter what I do), and there Anko took her pot, cooked a stew of dried meat, and shared it. Anko also shared stew with Taiyo Patti next to her.
“Woohyo~~~☆ Homemade food made by a beauty herself, this is precious! Isn’t it the best?!”
Taeyang, who was just excited and ate the stew.
“Hu-huh!! Uh-huh! Anko’s cooking! Homemade cook! Coop, whoop-huh!!!”
Why is this bastard not eating even when given food and doing strange things? I was chanting something like a spell, but since I don’t know much about magic, I’m just saying that.
“Ohh, homemade dish, is this man happy? As a token of thanks, take this.”
And the matriarch. The old man gave Anko something, but I’m not sure what it was. Is it a wooden statue…?
“Eh, after? This is… What is this? May I ask?!”
“Hohohohoho, it’s… Whisper! Whisper! Like this! How about it? Isn’t it worth using?”
Something, something suspicious Anko blushed after receiving the goods, and the man with a smirk.
“Isn’t this the NTR thing!?”
This my karate and jitsu will not forgive! I approached Anko and put a barrier between him and Anko.
“Mister. I’ll take him? I don’t know what you gave me, but thank you first.”
“Heh heh heh, say nothing. Anko-chan? Then, later, please do as I said?”
Saying so, wave your hand. After all, these guys, were the three generals of NTR right? Alas, I missed the string of tension too much! I took Anko by the arm and led her to our tent.
“Anko-ya. Didn’t something happen to you? Didn’t the old man give you something weird? Huh? Do you feel dirty somewhere or just feel weird? Don’t you suddenly think what those people are saying is the truth?!”
But Anko, she was only smiling brightly.
Heo Eok! No way! Has the hypnotic aphrodisiac assistant been corrupted by their tricks already?! I am too late!
“Kuheuheug…! Ankoya!! I’m sorry I couldn’t protect you! You have to live happily beside the golden sun…!”
“I can’t tell you this! It’s nonsense again, Yu-kun! It’s not like that! You don’t have to worry?”
No, but what did you receive? He suddenly blushed and received a strange request. Huh? Did you take any weak medicine?
“Well, this is it.”
The thing Anko brought out. That…
“…This. Is that it?”
“… I don’t know, I don’t know…”
No, that’s it wherever you look. The object given by the uncle was not a wooden statue. Although it is precisely a carved tree. It’s too long to be a statue, and the shape of the end is strange, just like it.
Isn’t this a dildo? I don’t know why the hell they gave this to Anko, but there must be some modification left!
“Ankoya! What were you planning to do with this? Eh! This brother is so bad that he should have used a wooden stick like this! Hehe!”
“Eh, no! Absolutely not! On the contrary, you can’t even compare Yuu Kun-nwa with toys like this! Last night–because it was so good♡”
“Then what the hell is this dildo! Why did the old man give it to you?!”
After questioning him like that, he hesitated for a while. Anko finally opened her mouth.
“That’s… Actually… That’s right… It’s Yuu-kun!”
“Who, me?”
“My uncle told me to bring Yuu-kun to the tent while he sleeps!”
Pardon? No, not Anko, but me? Why? Why? According to the development, of course, it’s not like calling Anko separately and doing Ichaicha? It’s me?
“Uuuuu009 I was told to keep it a secret, but, as expected, I told Yuu-kun…”
Doesn’t that matter?! Now her husband almost got comradeship with an unknown man!!!! You even tried to help that comrade! This brother is a big disappointment!
I can’t do it! I’m going to ask my uncle! This is a head-on breakthrough!!!
Later, I will forever regret this choice. What could be more foolish than going head-on into enemy lines? Please stop, STAY!!! The future me who cries out. Screaming from the side Of course, I couldn’t hear anything like that to me now.
